Household

The Breakfast Bowl - Cereal Bowl & Pipe

I found some new cereals for your Sunday brunch. They're called Special Kanga Kush and Lucky Choo Choo Charms. You can eat them from this glass breakfast bowl...

Smartduvet Breeze Heat & Cool Self-Making Bed

$199 Smartduvet »

The Smartduvet self-making bed - no, really. The bed makes itself. Just watch. And that's old news. Smartduvet is now launching a next generation of their smart bedding, the Breeze, that adds dual-zone climate control...

Happycall Diamond Nonstick Frying Pans

$24.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

For non-stick stovetop cooking, Happycall's Diamond Frying Pans might be the best thing that ever happened to me and my eggs. In fact, up, over-easy, scrambled, any way you take them, the term non-stick doesn't even come...

Push Pull Rotate Doorknobs

$15.70 - $53.70 Amazon »

Brinks' Push Pull Rotate Door Locks allow for knob operation and open sesame access hands-free. So you can still get in and out when your arms are full. Or your hands are dirty. Or it's one of those days your fingers...

KitchenAid Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$109.95 Amazon »

Cold brew coffee making seems to require a little more finagling and finesse than fixing up a batch of iced tea. And patience. To make it the "right" way you have to let the sweet sludge steep for at least 12 hours. KitchenAid's...

Stuff It Up Pan

Sold Out Amazon »

I mostly like the Stuff It Up Pan because owning one will allow me to add, "Stuff it up!" to my repertoire of most-used commands. Current inclusions: "Suck it up!" (Crybaby Cornelius); "Suck it in!" (Gotta zip those pants...

Vapshot Vaporized Alcohol System

$1,299 Vapshot »

The Vapshot Mini Home System is a countertop liquor vaporizer. It looks kinda like an air pump at the gas station. It acts kinda like one too. Except instead of pumping on a hose to inflate your Goodyears, you'll suck...

Magnetic Stove Shelf

$39.99 Amazon »

Slap down a Stove Shelf - no, really, just slap the magnetic rack down on the back of your stove, installation complete - and give yourself some instant extra storage without sucking up extra space in your kitchen...

Dyson Pure Hot+Cool Link Air Purifier

Sold Out Amazon »

Sure, the Dyson Pure Hot+Cool Link Air Purifier has the Dyson name going for it. The air de-polluter and fan also has both Warm Me and Blow Me settings, so you can use it all year 'round to help achieve an optimal level...

Smoak Wooden Cigar Pipe

$49 Smoak »

They say the Smoak Pipe "looks and feels just like an authentic hand rolled Cuban cigar." I can't testify to how the wooden stogie feels, but I'd say it looks a little more like a short staff for stick fighting in martial...

The Frost Pipe - DIY a Pipe from Ice

Discontinued

This Frost Pipe isn't made of no corn cob, and it's not for kiddies building snowmen (or kiddies at all.) This Frost Pipe is a 3-piece freezer mold that lets you DIY your own pipe out of ice. What the Ice Luge is to drinkers...

The Don Vino Wine Table

$3,500 - $5k Chicone »

I'm crowning the Don Vino Wine Table "The Godfather of Wine Storage." Not just because creator Chicone Cabinetmakers has given it the Italian Don honor, but also because it is a unique, classy, and dually functional piece...

Auto-Guard Razor Blade Scraper

$6.99 - $12.98 Amazon »

The Auto-Guard Razor Blade Scraper, according to maker Kripto Tools, can assist with at least 66 tedious household tasks. Which is at least 60 more than I can. Designed with an ergonomic handle and retractable blade guard...

The Magic Weighted Blanket

Discontinued

The Magic Weighted Blanket uses a therapeutic approach similar to the Gravity Blanket we saw here last month, with a couple of key differences: 1) The Magic Weighted Blanket is made of baby-bunny-soft chenille and sold...

Icicle Smokey Dry Ice Drink Stirrers

$19.95 Amazon »

Icicle dry ice drink stirrers turn swizzle sticks into staffs of billowing smoke to accent your Old Fashioneds and add visual drama to your glasses of Champagne (which will complement the physical drama you'll feel the...

Alchemix Liquor Infuser & Carbonator

Discontinued

Alchemix hopes to shake up the shaker scene amongst mixologists and enthusiastic cocktail imbib-ologists alike with their Kickstarter campaign for a drank maker that infuses and/or carbonates your liquor and mixers in...

MANET French Fry Easy Chair

$1,756 MANET »

MANET says, "Sitting can be playful," which is all the reason I need to buy one of their order-o'-fries-looking Easy Chairs. To prove to my girlfriend that I'm not just lounging around on my ass, I'm being playful...

Darth Vader Chair

Sold Out Amazon »

Awww, man. The Darth Vader chair is exactly what I've been looking for to replace my busted Xbox lounger (note: some chairs are not meant to be used as trampolines when you get excited during CS. RIP my faux leather friend.)...

NerdChef Steel Pizza Stone

$69.95 - $99.95 Amazon »

It's conductivity, baby! NerdChef makes their pizza stones out of unbreakable, bead-blasted-and-sanded-smooth steel not to match their abs, but because the material can replicate the conditions you'd typically need a...

Globe Terrarium Lamps

$530 - $610 Richard Clarkson »

The amount of light Richard Clarkson's Globe handblown glass terrarium lamps provide looks to be a few watts shy of enough to keep you from embossing your foot with a LEGO brick after dark. But suspended from the ceiling...

Smart Oven Air Fryer, Roaster & Dehydrator

$399.95 Amazon »

Tons of toaster ovens do more than just toast, but I like the Breville Smart Oven Air's additions of frying and dehydrating to the countertop cooker game. Using Element IQ technology, or the thing that allows them to...

Hanging Bubble Wall Fountain

Discontinued

Hang a Bubble Wall Fountain in your living room and escape into a soothing stream of LED reverie whenever you feel like life is bludgeoning your soul, or after you run out of Master of None episodes to watch and have...

Sweet Spot Instant Ice Cream Maker

$43.51 - $45.98 Amazon »

The Sweet Spot Instant Ice Cream Maker is basically the creamy dairy treat version of the slushie maker I used every weekend at my grandma's house as a kid. But here, to accommodate the flash-freezing of your cream and...

Millennium Falcon Asteroid Coffee Table

$6,499 Regal Robot »

The only thing this Millennium Falcon Asteroid Coffee Table is missing is my feet. As Han Solo and Chewie expertly maneuver their ship through an asteroid field to evade Vader and his fleet, I relax with a Bud Light Lime...