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Dicecal RPG Dice Desk Calendar

$22 Etsy »

Never miss a day as you roll through 2017 with a dodecahedron on your desktop. Andrea Kis has won multiple design awards for her Dicecal desk calendar, a superbly geeky (and decidedly practical!) tribute to RPG gamers...

Fourneau Bread Oven

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1 x solid maple surface + 1 x pre-seasoned cast iron dome = 1 x Fourneau Bread Oven carbo-coma. If you've got the touchy yeast thing down, the touchy kneading thing down, and the touchy rise in a warm (but not too warm!)...

Tube Cube Rotary Organizer

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StorTECH's Tube Cube Rotary Organizer packs and compacts all of your small hobbyist and homeowner parts into side-opening Twist Tubes that store as a vertical carousel inside an open Cube. Supplies such as screws, washers...

Yank Me Candles

Discontinued

Yank Me Candles are terrific gag or white elephant gifts in the vein of WTF Prank Candles, but with a different kind of blood pulsing through them. The latter have delightful sounding names, such as Apple Pie, on the...

Natural Frequency Aerating Wine Wands

$185 - $290 Philip Stein »

Here Philip Stein applies his proprietary Natural Frequency Technology, a harnessing of natural electromagnetic waves from everyday events such as thunderstorms or solar activities, to the wine aeration process. Called...

Crab Multi-Tool

$22.99 Amazon »

Highly functional with myriad practical skills, but very, very crabby. How lucky I am to have found the multi-tool version of the girlfriend who will come home to me after a full Black Friday of shopping...

Menorah Bong

$399.99 420 Science »

420 Science breaks it out only once a year, so if a 14" long, 8-bowled glass Grav Labs Menorah bong is what you've been foregoing 20 sacks and Gordita Supremes to save up for since May, here's your chance to turn your...

Freshcloz Garment Deodorizer

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The Freshcloz Garment Deodorizer is a hanging home dry cleaning kit. Well, partial dry cleaning kit. The ozone-spewing system removes odors and freshens up clothes and other textiles (or even shoes) that might reek of...

Aroma 3-in-1 Grillet

$26.95 - $29.99 Amazon »

The Aroma 3-in-1 Grillet has a pretty low price, a pretty decent number of skills, and pretty high marks from reviewers. It's also a pretty safe gift to give this year because it's completely inoffensive, doesn't require...

Germophobe's Silverware

Discontinued

If the thought of the 5 second rule--or of my policy of eating anything off the floor that still looks tasty regardless of how long it's been there--makes you gag up a little bit of your undigested lunch, then have I...

Aerating Stemless Wine Glass Set

$50 Amazon »

I can't taste one bud of difference between a wine I've aerated and one I've drunk straight from the bottle, but I do like a good show. And that, as much as anything, is what I think these Aerating Stemless Wine Glasses...

Kotatsu Heated Table

$210.80 - $225 Amazon »

Do you have to be a girl to want one of these super-cozy-looking Japanese Kotatsu? Do you have to be a girl to use the term "super-cozy-looking?" Oh well then. Call me a big ol' girl and send me a big ol' heated blanket...

Dummy Placeholder Batteries

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Looking to mod your Nerf gun with some lithium-ion muscle? Or maybe just use a single, more powerful rechargeable battery in a device than normally runs on a pair of alkaline AAs? Dummy Batteries mimic the cylindrical...

Water To Wine Jesus Drink Markers

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It's hard to look at these drink glass markers and not keeping coming back to some variation on the idea of hangin' with Jesus at your next party. But that sort of comment is in very poor taste, and if I'm anything I'm...

Think Ink Fidget Pen

The Think Ink Pen bends, spins, flips, dismembers and puts itself back together again, and...you don't even want to know what happens when you pull its finger. An entertainer through and through, this pen isn't so much...

ViperSwiper Side Window Wiper

$19.99 ViperSwiper »

Your car comes ready to sssswipe the rain and fog off your front windshield, game to sssswipe it off the back, but what about the vissssibility and blind sssspots at your ssssides? ViperSwipers are poly-rubber strip side...

Luminoodle LED TV Backlight

$5.76 - $23.07 Amazon »

If you've been using your noodle you've probably learned how valuable a bendy rope of lights can be. And now your flexible, adaptable, bright-burning noodle has a new form with yet another application: TV backlighting...

Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set

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Poo-Pourri, the spritz-before-you-shitz toilet spray, has put together several stench-fighting 2-packs ripe for the giving spirit of the holiday season. Since most of us around here are both dudes and fans of Punderdome...

Fin Finger Vibrator (NSFW)

While we've seen sexy fun time items such as PLAISIR des SENS warming lube running crowdfunding campaigns on IndieGoGo, the Fin marks the very first campaign of such a blatant naughty nature to seek pledges from you and...

Antec Nano Diamond Thermal Compound

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Need an ice cold beer for your CPU? I myself don't have much need to minimize the distance between heat-conducive compounds using Antec's Nano Diamond Thermal Compound Formula 7 because I'm not a tech or a maker or a...

The Whisk Wiper

$18.95 - $19.95 Amazon »

What is this whiskcraft I see before me? You mean worming my tongue between the wire loops and getting chocolate cake batter all over my face isn't the best way to clean off the whisk when my girlfriend is baking? Nah...

Sherlock Holmes Vaporizer Pipe

You may consider the Holmes Pipe, a vaporizer twist on Detective Sherlock Holmes' iconic tobacco pipe, a sacrilege. A perversion of purity akin to turning the Houston football stadium into a Death Star for Super Bowl...

LED Pen Light

Discontinued

My vision, like most of my anatomical parts, is perfect. 20/20 all day, every day. Show me your tiniest font, optometrists, and I'll kill it! But. I'm afraid I cannot see in the dark. Or in restaurants that want me to...

Burning Through Cash Table

Amarist Studio and Alejandro Monge hope their cash pyre coffee table will ignite as much discussion as it does 50 Euro bills. The piece is a symbolic reflection on "the volatility of money and its true value," consumerist...