Household

Dyson Cinetic Big Ball Self-Righting Vacuum

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Dyson has always been known for sucking hard and long. And their new Cinetic Big Ball vacuum contains 36 Dyson Cinetic tips that separate the microscopic dust they say clogs other vacuums, and upholds the company's never-lose-suction...

Barn Door Shower Curtain

Discontinued

Country boys, take the barn door with you and curtain it right across your shower rod when you leave the family farm for the big city this fall. This door might have a little more polyester it in that your typical pine...

Casper Dog Mattress

$125 - $225 Casper »

Remember the Casper? Or should I say, the Hug & Bounce Mattress? Now your dog can get his game--and by game I mean 18 hours of sleep per day--on too with Casper's version Canine of their pressure-relieving memory and...

Octopus End Table

$1,067 Amazon »

Good evening, Sir, I am Mr. Belv-octo-dere. Humbled to be at your service. Yep, that's right. This octopus wants to be your table. He wants to balance your beer and slices of MeatZZa perfectly level all day, all evening...

Viking Beer Horn Glass with Stand

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Yeah, this glass beer horn technically has a stand that will hold it in between sips, but we all know real men take the beer by the horn and drink it 'til it's gone!...

MDK9 Dog Haus

$3,650 RAH:DESIGN »

Axel here turned his nose up at the first house his owner Rahil Taj bought him, demanding something "less Peanuts and more Frank Lloyd Wright, dude. You know, clean lines, dramatic angles. And can we show some creativity...

Fidget Cube Desk Toy

$25 Antsy Labs »

Whether it's the caffeine jitters, public speaking anxiety, or ants in your pants, those of us who aren't trained professionals in smoothness like James Bond and Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love will probably feel...

Saddle Barstool

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I was at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole, WY once and saw these Leather Saddle Barstools in action. I mean really in action. A young lady, a middle-aged wrangler, a lot of shots of old whiskey...it's a story...

Phil Curren Custom Car Chairs

What was Phil Curren thinking jumping from 30 years in the fire department to a "retirement" of restoring classic cars with his brother to a hobby of transforming those cars into Adirondack chairs? Where does he think...

The Emojibator (NSFW)

$29 Emojibator »

"If you can't find a date, emojibate." Some of you will chuckle and others will cringe, but Emojibator creator Jaime Jandler feels all she did was bring an obvious joke to life. And good for her. A little elbow grease...

Shark Sushi Plate

$180 Etsy »

Dunk a piece of your Caterpillar Roll in this sushi plate's wasabi & soy sauce reservoir and you might not get it back. Might be the last you see of your chopsticks...and your fingers...too...

Heat-Resistant Oven Rack Guards

Discontinued

Sonofa-- [Insert long, loud string of expletives here.] How many times have I thought I'd just poke my pan of Bagel Bites a little farther back after sticking them in the oven? How many times have I been too lazy to pull...

TubShroom Drain Protector

$12.95 Amazon »

If my girlfriend's hair is even in the same room as the bathtub drain--no, sometimes if the follicles just sense the drain's presence from the kitchen or the living room--I swear I'm digging a fist-sized nest of her head...

Wine Gun Electric Wine Opener

$29.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

From 12 months floating in a cozy barrel of French Oak to 2 seconds staring down the stone cold barrel of my silver revolver (hot pink for the ladies!) Pinot Noir, prepare to meet your maker...

FiberFix "Steel" Tape

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FiberFix isn't made out of steel, but with a claimed 100 times the holding power of duct tape, this wraparound adhesive is just about as strong. Post-application, it hardens like steel too. In about 10 minutes. You need...

The Rhino Hammer

$43 - $46 Kickstarter »

It's a hammer stampede! Grab some nails and take out your aggressions, or just add this winning take on the animal kingdom's favorite horned herbivore to your collection of desktop toys. The Rhino Hammer is a functional...

Cangshan German Steel Knife Block Set

$195.95 Amazon »

Brass rivets in the handles and a Swiss cheese block gave this Cangshan knife set an Honorable Mention in the 2016 RedDot Awards. It does look pretty nice. Complementing the design details are the solid walnut used to...

Slow Dance - A Frame that Slows Down Time

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Imagine a club in Vegas. A go-go dancer. Strobe lights. It's a spectacle of stop motion animation, the fluidity of movement altered by the way the flashes of light play with your eyes. Now scale that scene way down and...

Clever Cutter 2-in-1 Food Chopper

$14.97 - $23.40 Amazon »

The Clever Cutter won't exactly carve your turkey dinner, but for chopping vegetables, snipping bacon bits, and slicing cheese, the scissor blades and cutting board in one are a lazy man's dream come true...

Messerast Knife Holders

$160 - $185 Buchholzberlin »

This rack is so nice it will give you solid wood. German home goods store Buchholz Berlin uses real branches, each obviously unique unto itself, to form and finish the Masserast series of kitchen knife racks. Each branch's...

The Cover Clamp - Cover-Hog Combatant

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If you won't fly without the Knee Defender or park without DrivewaySpikes, then you best not share a bed with a cover hog anymore without the Cover Clamp. The Cover Clamp secures sheets and comforters in place on the...

LoggerHead Tools Bionic Wrench

$24.99 Amazon »

Here's that bionic arm you've always wanted. You don't even have to get rid of one of the ones you've got to use it. Unfortunately, all it's going to give you super, machine-like strength to do is chores around the house...

Mandelmap Poster

$24 - $58 Mandelmap »

I'm about to tell you about the Mandelmap, which means my brain is about to get really sore. You might look at the poster and think it looks cool. Artsy layout, vintage finish, and lots of "stuff" spanning its surface...

Jeep Desk

I don't always often work, but when I do I prefer it to be behind the reclaimed hood of an old rusty Jeep. The only exotic catch I'm interested in bringing home from my South African safari. Or, as it were, purchasing...