Household

Keter Adjustable Folding Work Station

$109.98 Amazon »

DIY anywhere with Keter's work station in a suitcase. The adjustable bench sets up sturdy on steel legs in about two seconds with instant-release latches, and has a 1,000-pound weight-bearing capacity for use as anything...

7pipe Twisty Glass Blunt

$44.99 7pipe »

My favorite part of 7pipe's Twisty Glass Blunt video is the shot of a lady taking a hit off one and then blowing out birthday candles. Good stuff in, bad stuff out, and now we eat cake!...

Shibari Lube Launcher

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The Shinbari Lube Launcher. XL. In blue. That's seven-and-a-half inches of long and strong silicone jelly (or even, according to one reviewer, organic coconut oil) reservoir ready to facilitate pleasure and alleviate...

Aquafaucet Color-Changing Waterfall Tap

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Glistening chrome fountain. Dramatic curved channels. Stunning waterfall cycling through the most brilliant hues of the rainbow. And a mysterious floating orb. Which fantasy novel or video game did this Aquafaucet fixture...

The Killer Key

$14.99 Amazon »

The Killer Key is for law enforcement officials, landlords with squatters or evicted tenants, and pranksters who thrive on taking things one step too far. See, the key blade inserts into any Kwikset or Schlage brand lock...

Mikado Aerator Gridded Flow Faucet

If it's the little things in life that make you happy, Neoperl has a pretty cool little thing for you to check out. Their forthcoming Mikado is a faucet aerator that turns water streams into dramatic twisting grids sure...

Blankie Tails Shark Blanket

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Blankie Tails first made their Jaws-tacular Shark Blanket just for the kiddos. Then all their parents and Ian Ziering were like, "That is some buuuuullllsh-", so now the children's brand has come out with an adult-size...

The Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug

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This mug has been specially crafted with a "plate" set into its rim so you can use your morning cup of coffee or tea to also hold and warm your morning doughnut. The only problem is that I heard your morning doughnut...

Sploofy Personal Smoke Filter

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Despite its cartoonish name and whimsical look, Sploofy is no fun-loving household appliance. This cleaning overlord is here to suck and lock your smoke and its odors inside an inescapable dungeon of HEPA air filters...

Organic Wool Dryer Balls

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These Wool Dryer Balls asked me if I want to live a health-conscious and eco-friendly life and I was like, "Ummm..." And then they said I should replace the chemical-laden dryer sheets I'm currently using with one of...

Shiatsu Neck & Back Massage Cushion

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I think I've spent at least 50% of my life over the last month sitting prisoner in a car or stuffed into a seat on an airplane. And the rest of the time my muscles have been under constant stress from my American Ninja...

Lamzac Hangout

$79 Fatboy »

The Lamzac Hangout is a DIY cloud. Except made of solid nylon ripstop so you won't go crashing thousands of feet to the earth when you lie down on one. And also minus the ice crystals. Unless you decide to unfurl a Lamzac...

iNyx - Self-Contained-Bedroom Bed

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January 2017 Update: iNyx has now developed its own website. At printing, the online ordering system linked to an iNyx IndieGoGo crowdfunding page here...

Magnetic HTML

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Have you been looking for a way to make the grocery and to-do lists you leave on the fridge for your girlfriend / wife / roommate / mama even more annoying? This should do it: Magnetic HTML. Like a magnetic poetry kit...

Balluga Smart Interactive Bed

$1,199 - $1,999 Balluga »

How many reasons do you have not to get out of bed in the morning? Balluga will add at least half a dozen more. This interactive bed claims it is the World's Smartest, and after reading a bit about it, I'll at least grant...

Merax Pu Leather Leisure Sofa

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Merax calls their Pu Leather convertible seating a "leisure sofa" and, indeed, I can think of some leisurely things to do on it. The modern, floor-hugging design folds from coach to full-size bed, with 5 adjustable back...

POLAR Modular Magnet Pen 2.0

$44 Polar Pen »

POLAR debuted 2-1/2 years ago as a pen that can do your writing when it's time to TCB and then serve as an accomplice to your goofing off when it's time to TCB, but you really don't feel like it. The modular pen consists...

Crowned Skull Grinder

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As many weed grinder vendors are wont to do, LIHAO calls their Skull King a spice and coffee grinder. And for once I took a second to think about actually using it to grind spices and coffee. What a waste of a second...

Soup & Cracker Mugs

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Despite statistics showing that February 2016 was the warmest month on Earth in the history of Earth, it is still winter on my street. Chilly, windy, tomato-soup-time winter. And what goes better with tomato soup than...

Tri-Fold Foam Folding Mattress & Sofa Bed

$99.99 - $139.99 Amazon »

Do you ever just get the feeling some mornings that your wife or girlfriend isn't going to welcome you into bed that night? Like, say, when the night that happens to have had St. Patrick's Day and the kickoff of March...

Whale Coffee Mug & Cookie Holder

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This whale mug with cookie-holding mouth would have to be life-sized to accurately reflect the number of frosted shamrocks I ate last night in a St. Paddy's Day / NCAA Tourney warmup session, and also the amount of coffee...

Drop Block Under-Cabinet Knife Blocks

$89.99 - $142.97 Amazon »

It's not like countertop knife blocks take up that much space, but...yeah, they kind of do. Especially if space in your kitchen is already at a premium, what with the microwave, commercial blender, food processor, electric...

The Volcano Vaporizer

$479 - $699 STORZ & BICKEL »

When this Volcano blows, I promise, the only havoc it's going to wreak is on your ability to touch your finger to your nose and make the L O N G 25-foot journey to the kitchen to get that half gallon of Moose Tracks you're...

The Chart of Cosmic Exploration

$38 - $145 PopChartLab.com »

We've come a long way since 1959. Pop Chart Lab's stellar Chart of Cosmic Exploration takes us through the history of man's, and man-made machines', adventures in space. The poster lays out the solar system across the...