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LED Wireless Motion Sensing Night Light

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A lot of reviewers love--love!-- Zeroedge's stick-on motion-sensing LED light. A lot of reviewers also received theirs for free in exchange for those "unbiased" reviews and ensuing love fests. I am not one of them. I...

Skull Head Whiskey Ice Cubes

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This set of Skull Head ice cubes will remind you just how deadly that perfectly chilled whiskey you're about to drink is. Made of stainless steel, the skull stones request 1 to 2 hours of time in the crypt (aka the freezer)...

Millennium Falcon Multi-tool

$15.59 Firebox.com »

Alright little Coors, get ready to open up. Here comes the airplane Millennium Falcon multi-tool. Since there are way too many multi-tools, and way, way too much Star Wars merch out there, enterprising (wait, that's Trek...

Star Wars BB-8 3D Night Light

$84.96 Amazon »

You already knew BB-8 could help co-pilot your T-70 X-wing fighter and stand against the First Order, but did you know this trusty droid can also make sure you don't step on a LEGO and twist an ankle in the middle of...

Star Wars Porch Light Covers

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Take your porch light to the Dark Side with a Darth Vader or Stormtrooper cover. The heads fit over front door installations and then go all aglow when dusk hits and it's time to beckon friends, strangers, small children...

In-Tension Table

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B-Squared, Inc. hand fabricates every piece of furniture and functional art they design in a shop in Eureka Springs, AR. They use lumber upcycled from local shops and wine bottles emptied by boozing patrons at local restaurants...

EO1 Internet Artwork Display Computer

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The problem with tattoos is that unless you're inked with an April Fool's joke, you can't change them so easy according to your tastes, moods, or significant other's demands. Artwork though, you can swap that stuff out...

Star Wars Bed

If you're a kid who gets this bed you're one of the lucky ones: your dad might actually love you as much as he loves Star Wars. While I'm not sure rabid fans of The Force think as highly of Pottery Barn Kids, for better...

HoodiePillow Hooded Pillowcase

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The HoodiePillow. Part sleep mask, part musical cocoon, part hostage hood, all cozy shroud of respite. Slip into one and block out the stresses of the day, plus the glowing cable box lights trying to infiltrate your good...

Non-Stick Divided Grill/Fry/Oven Skillet

$64.99 Amazon »

Master Pan asks a good question: why use 5 pans to make a great meal when you only need one? But a better question might be: why use any pans to make a great meal when the girlfriend you just moved in with has Chinese...

Sheepskin Bean Bag Chair

$1,200 - $2,900 Parker Wool »

All the tactile sensations of a sheepskin rug meet all the squishy little balls of a bean bag. I guess if you're looking for a way to incorporate iconic dorm room/bachelor pad decor into your fine formal living room...

Giant Inflatable Balloon Animal Dog

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Yeah, I have no idea why that lady is super pissed and flipping Fatboy's Big Dog the bird in the one photo, and then is lounging all smiles and cuddles with it in the others. But that's women for you. The bigger-than-life...

Himalayan Crystal Salt Cooking Tile

$11.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

Not only does this Himalayan Salt Rock Tile contain 10,000% of your daily recommended allowance of sodium, but it also cooks food evenly, serves it beautifully, and seasons it deliciously. Sit the slab directly on your...

Tenga Flip Hole Male Masturbator

$78.88 Amazon »

Usually when I come across things like the Tenga Flip Hole on Amazon, a random oblong instrument or box with a button, and a title that gives no indication of what the F it is, I just assume it has something to do with...

SleepCompanion Sleep Enhancer & Monitor

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Holi's SleepCompanion has combined the principles behind a sunrise alarm clock with the skills of a sleep tracker in hopes of producing a Super Servant of the Snooze whose whole is wholly greater than the sum of its parts...

Single Serve & Full Pot Coffee Maker

$69.99 Amazon »

This Two-Way Brewer gives me the option of making a 14-ounce cup of coffee just for me, or a whole 12-cup pot of coffee just for me when I'm really tired. Or really hungover. Or really constipated...

BedJet Climate Control for Beds

$369 - $499 Amazon »

I saw the BedJet last week when I was researching (i.e., zombie-clicking through the pages of Amazon) DermaTherapySPORT bedding. DTS is made with some sort of woven fabric golden boy that the company says will keep you...

BullseyeBore Laser Drill Guide

BullseyeBore or not, as someone who often has trouble even walking straight, there's close to a 0% chance I'm ever going to be able to cut, saw, or drill straight. But for the rest of you, the handy ones who only catch...

DermaTherapySPORT Athletic Bedding

$199.99 - $249.99 Amazon »

DermaTherapySPORT bedding evolved around athletes and studies suggesting how dramatically sleep quality can affect athletic performance. But the essence of these elite sheets is their fabric technology, a woven system...

Ultra Fast Defrosting Tray

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I want a big hunk of meat, and I want it now. What? Frozen?! Thaw overnight in the fridge? Thaw in a bowl of water for a few hours? Thaw in the microwave and let it get all...microwaved? How about, instead of any of that...

Bartesian Capsule Cocktail Machine

$299 Bartesian »

Now this is what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis. Morning coffee from pods and K-cups? How about morning Sex on the Beach...and happy hour Margaritas...and night cap Martinis from the same tiny capsules? With an automated...

The Aperture Wrench

Wrenches and camera lenses: together at last. As it turns out, the seeming odd couple industrial designer Jordan Steranka paired up to create his Aperture Wrench concept is a completely logical and elegantly handy pair...

Ninja Ultima Kitchen System

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I was looking up ninja stuff on Amazon because...I'm a dude...and they kept showing me this blender and all of its 1,000 sellers and iterations. And I was like, "Stop showing me this damn effing blender, Amazon! I want...

Utopia Kitchen 6-Piece Knife Set

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Here are some cheap knives with a sweet magnetic knife block and good reviews for sharpness, quality, durability, and ease of juggling. OK, I don't know about that last one, but it does seem that buyers dig Utopia Kitchen's...