The Lock Locker Bump-Proof Deadbolt Door Lock
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Yes, we've entered the age of the Lock Locker. A time when your door locks need their own lock. And just as the Add-A-Lock locks up your knob lock, the Lock Locker puts another layer of lockdown on your deadbolt. The unbreakable PolyCarbonate tool drapes and tightens over deadbolt installations to make them bump-proof to intruders with lock picks, or 3D-printed or stolen keys.
And also roommates with legit keys who keep stumbling home shitfaced and reeking of stale beer, stale weed, and stale burritos at 4 a.m.
The Lock Locker has 21 locking positions and oval and rectangular inserts to make it compatible with "the vast majority" of deadbolts. This includes Schlage, Kwikset, Master, Baldwin, and Emtek. Since a quad of high-strength magnets hold it together, the Lock Locker requires no tools to install, and won't damage the door or locks you use use it to lock...more. Feel free to take it on the road to hotels, VRBOs, and vacation cabins in the dark bear- and Bigfoot-filled woods. Yep, the Lock Locker is powerful enough to thwart bears and Bigfoot too. Its super high impact resin construction holds the deadbolt in the locked position no matter the force is used to move it. A key might break off in the door, but it won't be able to turn the deadbolt.
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