Elephant Keychain & Key Holder
An elephant never forgets, and with this elephant neither will you. At least not when it comes to where you put your keys, since the elephant end of the Elephant Keychain nestles snugly inside a wall-mounted elephant house that makes up its Key Holder portion.
And their memories aren't the only thing elephants have going for them. There's also that giant trunk and the trumpeting sounds it can make. The Elephant Keychain mimics this trait by doubling as an emergency whistle - just blow into its trunk to sound the alarm, or to call your kids to dinner if you fancy yourself a 2020s Captain Von Trapp.
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