Wooden Pirate Treasure Chest
Who's got some loot or treasyarrrr! they need to store? No one? Everyone's broke? OK, how about some DnD cards and LEGOs? Skittles? Belly button lint? These wood pirate treasure chests accept them all, and come in 2 sizes to suit both smaller and larger collections of cards, toys, candies, and lint.
Pirate-approved (and therefore fair game for pirate pirating) the treasure chests feature inlaid cast iron criss-crossing polished wood, and latched with a black hasp you can add your own lock to. Choose from a 12" x 6" x 5" or a 14" x 8" x 6" box.
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