Damascus Pocket Knife
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A carbon fiber handle holsters 120 layers of Swedish rose stainless damascus steel in this folding pocket knife fit for a pretty, pretty princess, or a male with extraordinarily refined and luxurious tastes. Like myself.
The Damascus Knife is sold by Huzza, an online import store specializing in authentic objects and one-of-a-kind collections forged predominantly by primitive cultures. The Damascus Knife is made in France. It measures 4-1/8" when folded, and 6-7/8" when open, which means its blade carries 3-3/4" of impalement potential.
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