Tools

Crow Peck Scalpel

$66 - $147 Kickstarter »

Australian bladesmith and functional artist Ant Richards created the Crow Peck Scalpel as a tribute to, and partial transformation of, the classic No. 11 Scalpel "used by design creatives the world over." His version...

The Smart Funnel

Sold Out Amazon »

Drip it, pour it, or store it with The Smart Funnel, a multi-functional bottle tool from Cumberland Concepts. For household cleaning and beauty products, condiments and booze, vehicle fluids, or any other liquids you...

Brass Whack-It Mini Hammer

$17 - $54 Kickstarter »

If I had a hammer - and especially if I had a Brass Whack-It mini hammer - I'd-a hammer in the morning, I'd-a hammer in the evening, all over this la-and! The Brass Whack-It is a self-described "solid brass whacking device,"...

Star Trek Klingon Bat'leth 6-in-1 Multi-Tool

$19.99 Amazon »

It's a little smaller than your average bat'leth, but this ode to Klingon weaponry still serves its purpose as a 6-in-1 EDC multi-tool...

Denture Screw & Drill Bit Holder

$49.69 - $69.71 Etsy »

Take a gnashing bite out of your next repair or DIY project with the Denture Screw & Drill Bit Holder, an equal parts clever and disturbing 3D print from Etsy vendor MacGyver Dood...

Slice Box Cutter

$16.99 Amazon »

The Slice Box Cutter might not be on your holiday wish or gift-giving list this year because you or your recipients want one, per se, but it could be good to throw it on there anyway. With around $225 billion of holiday...

Nail It Finger Saver

$5.90 Amazon »

Nailed it! What can I say, I've got a nose for hammering nails into walls without smashing, or even brushing, a single finger. A Pinocchio nose, to be exact...

Herrschners Wrist Ruler

$27 Amazon »

Ever wished you had a flexible ruler on hand for impromptu challenges to measure the length and girth of your...forearm? Well. Herrschners Wrist Ruler has you, and all your body parts come in at 17" or less, covered...

Star brite Liquid Electrical Tape

$6.48 - $7.48 Amazon »

Seems like regular old adhesive electrical tape would be way easier to apply than Liquid Electrical Tape - more forgiving if you misplace it too. But if you've got the steady hand of an Operation master, or at least...

1-Second Cable Tie Opener & Preserver

$17.99 Amazon »

While cutting cable ties is certainly on my list of Funnest Things To Do in Life - especially if they're wrapped around something fragile like glass that could potentially shatter in my face during my cutting efforts...

Smith's 2-Step Knife Sharpener

$6.74 Amazon »

How many steps does it take to dull a knife? No clue, but with Smith's 2-Step Knife Sharpener, I know exactly how many it takes to sharpen one. The same number as Lynryd Skynyrd needs the mister to give him towards the...

Luisladders Triple-Jointed Folding Ladder

$132.99 - $213.99 Amazon »

Ah, this folding ladder from Luisladders reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Karen: triple-jointed and evil AF...

Rolling Toolbox Stool

$119 Amazon »

I see a lot of rolling toolboxes on the road but this Rolling Toolbox Stool looks like the kind of rolling toolbox I'd actually like to interact with. Or at least, since sitting on it would definitely turn me into my...

Slobproof Fillable Brush Pens for Paint Touch-Ups

$9.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

These Touch-Up Paint Pens, fillable wands with brush ends for quickly painting over wall / ceiling / door / furniture scratches, patches, stains, and repairs, are made by the brand Slobproof. And, if the name is accurate...

Mammoth Grips

Make me a pack mule, and I look like an ass. But make me a mammoth, and I become a King of the Pleistocene. Mammoth Grips are extra-strong carry handles that enable you to double, triple, maybe even octuple your load...

Socket Blocker - Outlet Cover for Drywall & Painting

$6.99 Amazon »

Socket Blockers are domed adhesive covers for outlets and light switches that protect electrical components from getting clogged with paint and debris when you're sprucing up your wall color or doing drywall work. It...

GIGA Pump 2.0 Portable Air Pump & Vacuum Sealer

$28.99 Amazon »

The GIGA Pump 2.0 portable air pump and vacuum sealer arrives just in time to bid winter GIGA-bye, and tell summer to GIGA-up! At about the size of a doorknob, MicroNovelty's GIGA Pump 2.0 is a rechargeable mighty mite...

Cosco Shifter - 300lb Capacity Multi-Position Dolly

$65.54 - $100.08 Amazon »

The Cosco Shifter, a 300lb capacity multi-position dolly for versatile load hauling, is a Valentine's Day no-brainer if I ever saw one. And in case you were thinking twice about getting the hand truck as a gift for your...

Keyhole Companion - No-Measure Keyhole Slot Marker

$24.95 Amazon »

Gotta say, I'm a big fan of mounting things. And while the Keyhole Companion is a specialized tool for making it easier to mount things with only a specific type of slot, I can still see how this no-measure helper could...

Welltop 3D Woodworking Ruler

Sold Out Amazon »

Welltop's 3D Woodworking Ruler gives you every angle - and line, arc, and circle - on your carpentry and other construction projects. The mitre angle measuring tool condenses 10 functions into its 8.46" x 2.44" x 2.8"...

KneeBlades - Rolling Knee Pads

$59.99 Amazon »

KneeBlades are rolling knee pads for home repairs and maintenance. DIY upgrades and rehabs. The domestic sports many of us play every day. Or at least a couple times a month when our mamas call us with a new busted something...

VZ Punch Ripper

$80 VZ Grips »

Two choices with the VZ Punch Ripper: 1) Get your paws off; or 2) Get a bludgeoning, clawing 2.1" G-10 paw to the face...

Alessi Firebird 2.0 Arc Lighter

$156 Alessi »

Alessi calling this arc lighter the "Firebird 2.0" is like me calling this pool float the "Waterbird 2.0." I mean, I get the fire, but there's nothing bird about the lighter's design. I know it's probably too uncouth...

FLYK Multi-Purpose Package Opener

I hope I can give the FLYK package opener a big ol' LYK because I spend at least an hour and 5 papercuts a day opening packages these days. Maybe it's a cardboard box with an Amazon shipment. Maybe it's the 3 cardboard...