Tools

Man Knives

$20 - $75 Pearce Knives »

I was going to call Logan Pearce's handmade knives, which seem to grow seamlessly out of manly implements such as wrenches, bolts, rebars, and tire irons, "Tool Man Knives". But "tool" has such a negative connotation...

Key Knife

Discontinued

Hey, it's a lock back Key Knife for all of my knifely pursuits, such as opening my fan mail, defending myself against my neighbor's deceptively aggressive Havanese, and slicing through vacuum packs of PB2 Powdered Peanut...

The JawSaw

$131.60 Amazon »

WORX's JawSaw endeavors to make limbing and trimming efforts--which help the arrival of fall suck even more--slightly less of a pain in the ass. Part pruner, part chainsaw, the JawSaw's extendable handle and electrical...

Drill Gun Power Screwdriver

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A Drill Gun Power Screwdriver. That's kind of ridiculous. I want one. I'd be like part Bob Villa and part James Bond. Or part Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor and part Super Trooper. Or part Dwayne Schneider (you young'uns will...

Kinkajou Bottle Cutter

$49.95 Amazon »

Kinkajou. The word sounds like it applies to a precocious, yet cuddly, mammalian sidekick that sits on your shoulder and surreptitiously swipes peoples' two-bite brownies and tubes of lip gloss during walks through the...

PIRANHA Multi-Purpose Pocket Tool

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Grab a PIRANHA pocket tool, and become a hero of life. With just this palm-sized, multi-purpose nugget of brilliance you'll be able to swoop through town popping bottles of Bud, tightening the bolts of leaky plumbing...

Lightsaber Handle Flashlights

Discontinued

Let's face it, even though we're adults now (sort of), we're still very damn scared a little bit scared of the dark. Rather than walk this path alone, why not carry a known Jedi weapon at your side? It provides a sense...