Vampliers Screw Pliers
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One time I knew this girl who was a regular blood donor, and apparently if you're a regular blood donor the blood bank pesters you to donate even more blood, and so whenever they would call she'd look at her caller ID and say, "Oh, it's the vampires again." I thought it was kind of funny she called the blood bank vampires. Similarly, I think it's kind of funny that someone made these screw extraction tools and named them Vampliers. As in, pliers that clamp down on rusty, stripped, jammed, or tamper-proof screws, and don't stop sucking 'til they pop out dead.
Made from carbon steel produced by Kobe Steel of Japan, Vampliers are fitted with a combination of vertical and horizontal serrations to establish a strong bite, maintain grip during the extraction process, and prevent slippage. And even though their nature is to destroy, due to their slick appearance, suave nature, and super strength, all women seem to fall in love with Vampliers and seek to have a pair by their side.
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