Headlight Fluid
- Blinker Fluid - $8.95
- Creamed Possum in Coon Fat Gravy - $7.99
- Prank Pack "Plant Urinal" - $7.99
- Penis Light Switch Sticker - $3.99
- Edible Insects - Bag of Mixed Edible Bugs - $13.99
Winter drivers are always thinking about ice scrapers and ice melt, iceScreens and anti-freeze, but no one ever remembers to stock up on headlight fluid. And what happens then, on those dark, snowy nights on the road, when you can hardly see 6 feet in front of you anyway, and suddenly. Suddenly! Your headlights burn through the last of their fluid. They dry up and shut off - maybe even explode! - and there you are. Left either to freeze your taillights off waiting for AAA, or to drive home in complete blackness.
Don't let it happen to you. Get a spare bottle of headlight fluid now.
And if you need a gag gift for someone, grab an extra bottle for them too.
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