Gross

I spy with my little Eyecam...someone picking his nose. Looking at Twitter instead of working. Watching porn. ... Dude, really?! Watching porn with an anthropomorphic webcam staring at you? I'm tracking your every move...

Thing, is that you? How'd you get crabs? My money's on Cousin Itt. No? It was Uncle Fester?! How? He's so bald he doesn't even have eyebrows!...

Who Sh.. Their Pants? isn't just diarrhea scented fragrance oil, it's highly concentrated diarrhea scented fragrance oil. So, like, one spritz of the prank spray should be enough to get your not-at-school kids the H-E-double-turds...

Some take their tea black, but those who use the Deuce Dropper pooping butt tea infuser know it tastes best brown. Hope your cup of tea doesn't mind getting teabagged!...

I couldn't decide whether to call this condiment bottle topper of a dude having explosive diarrhea of your chosen condiment "Running from Behind," "Runs from Behind," "Poocasso," or "Ass Blaster." In fact, his name is...

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer serves as a reminder to be careful what you wish for. For example, if a dude asks what you want for dessert, consider a plate of Creamy...

With his Skin-On Interfaces project, HCI researcher and interaction designer Marc Teyssier is trying to improve humans' experience interacting with our devices. He points out that we use skin as an "interface" when we...

This One Hour of Farting CD has just validated two major decisions I recently made in my life: 1) Not to upgrade my laptop; 2) Not to upgrade my car. Because that means I still have 2 fully functional CD players primed...

The beauty of prank Fake Bird Poop is that it's going to cause just as big, and almost as gross of a mess for the shat-upon to clean up, but will be significantly less repulsive for the administering jokester to handle...

What do you call The World's Worst, Weirdest, and Most Disturbing Drinks? Craptails. Complete with martini glass filled with a soft-serve swirl of poo. Clint Lanier and Derek Hembree endeavor to teach us "the art of crapology"...

I'd say a Custom Shrunken Head Replica would make a great revenge gift for a frenemy, but given its cost and, more importantly, sheer awesomeness, I think I'd like one of Supermongrel Studios' ultra-realistic tribal trophies...

What the Marie Callender's is a People Pot Pie? According to Ashley Newman, owner of Etsy shop It Came From Under My Bed, and possible evil witch from Hansel & Gretel, it is a "pie made of people." People mixed with fava...

In looking through the listing for this life-size human eyeball ring on Amazon, the first thing I noticed is that it isn't the only life-size human eyeball you can buy on Amazon. I don't know why I was surprised...

Long to be poppin' zits like a G6? Look no further than the Pop It Pal Pimple Popping Simulator. Even with the teen acne days behind you, and most of those juicy back zits juuust out of reach, this fleshy, pus-filled...

WTF does using the term "WTF" in reference to a candle mean? In a nutshell: "Mmmm, this smells incredible! Just like the apple pie my grandma used to make with the shortbread crust and the...gaaaaasssspppp!. W...T...F...is...

I hate to throw out a perfectly good dead mouse. It just seems like an anti-climactic payoff for the money I spend on traps and cheese. I'm glad to hear the people of London agree. According to Firebox, mouse taxidermy...

Looks like we're gonna have a grotesque perversion of the fuzzy, frolicky, happy animals emblematic of every major holiday now. First Phillip Blackman took on Valentine's Day with his Undead Teds, and here Undead Ed tackles...

Mmm, switch plates that look good enough to eat! I crown artist Dogzilla Lives the Picasso of fetid monsters. Her polymer clay conglomerations of veiny eyeballs, gnarled teeth, and oozy epidermal layers make for terrifically...

If you know a lot of assholes, you know what it's like to deal with their shit. Now, it's time to return the favor. ShitSenders.com enables the shat upon to send steaming piles of Don't get mad, get even to inconsiderate...

When we, collectively as Americans, stumble onto something that catches on with the unintelligent majority, we immediately begin the process of running it into the ground. See: The Kardashians, Myspace and... bacon flavored...

It is not often we come across something so special and unique. Who knew today would be that day? I woke up this morning in a Chewbacco-less world. Now, today, I walk around with a new confidence in mankind. If collectively...