Monster Towel - World's Biggest Beach Towel
- Kahuna 'Next Gen' Parachute Beach Blanket - $29.89
- Cotton Craft Luxury Beach Towel for Two - $22.99
- SportLite Beach Blanket - $22.99
- Raqpak Beach Towel Clips - $7.99
- Beach Vacation Accessory Turtleback Sand Coasters - $12.99
Why have a threesome when you can have a fivesome? The Monster Towel is the World's Orgy-est Beach Towel! Oh, uh, I mean, the World's Biggest Beach Towel! At least that's what the people who make the 10' x 10' Monster say. I haven't tried one, but I'll grant that it appears to fit 5 normal-sized, supine-lying adults quite comfortably. And if one happens to roll over...things get even more comfy!
It's 100 square feet of area makes the Monster Towel larger than a king size bed, so even better to use when you and your partner just want to get some sleep, but know you'll inevitably have your space crashed by your 3- and 5-year-olds. Available in blue or green, the towel is made of highly absorbent microfiber that is happy to shed itself of sand with a shake. It also has 4 corner pockets for anchoring it to the beach or grass, plus a zipper pocket for storing keys and wallets.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
Noria Window Air Conditioner
Granted, when it's hotter than a dragon's undercarriage out and I'm tasked with sleeping through the night, I don't really care if the air-circulating device that makes that possible looks like Jabba the Hutt's butt crack...
/spyra-one-water-bullet-water-34339.jpg?mode=crop "Spyra One Water Bullet Water Gun")
Spyra One Water Bullet Water Gun
Nothing like the thought of pelting my friend Cornelius with a Spyra One water bullet to get me amped up on this Tuesday afternoon! Well, that and tacos. The Spyra One calls itself a next-gen water gun, a battle toy that...
TRITON - Human Gills
TRITON, the human gills design concept I showed you dudes here 2 years ago (and which many of you had mucho to say about in our comments section) is running a crowdfunding campaign to actually produce the equipment. TRITONs...
Geizeer Ice Cube Air Conditioner
Make that "Geizeer Super Cheap and Eco-Friendly Ice Cube Air Conditioner." (And it's actually pronounced "Guy-zer," not "Gee-zer," even though in my head it will always be the latter.) At an operational cost of less than...
/modpools-shipping-container-26885.jpg?mode=crop "Modpools - Shipping Container Swimming Pools")
Modpools - Shipping Container Swimming Pools
Rather the seal him inside a shipping container bound for Abu Dhabi, why not fill that shipping container with water and let Odie dog paddle around inside it with you this summer? Dig up a big hole in your backyard, and...
Igloo Trailmate All-Terrain Cooler
When you're done tearing through trails and drinking up the adrenaline rush, and are ready to chill out at the beach and drink up a cold beer, trade in the ATV for the ATC: Igloo's Trailmate all-terrain cooler. The 70-quart...
/human-burrito-blanket-29171.jpg "Human Burrito Blanket")
Human Burrito Blanket
A couple of giant Human Burrito Blankets will make sure your Tortilla Baby knows who Mommy and Daddy are. At 5' in diameter, I'd be able to roll up one fine bean, cheese, rice, and man meat burrito in this flour tortilla...
Sand-Free Beach Mat
I would like it very much if CGear's Sand-Free Multimat stayed sand-free by emitting an invisible dome barrier that repelled...no, forcefully rejected all granular compounds...and children...that got within a foot of...
TailGator - Gas Powered Blender
Ahhh, summertime. Smells like freshly cut...margaritas. Thanks to the TailGator, a blender with cajones the size of a 25cc Poulan 2-stroke, 2 1/2 horsepower gas engine. It's not a new product - or the only one of its...
Dude Wipes
Dude Wipes: A Brief Overview of Audience and Application. Dude Wipes are for dudes. And every once in while--say, every 18 to 24 hours--dudes tend to have an especially...explosive...encounter with the bathroom. The kind...
/crochet-penis-blanket-49439.jpg?mode=crop "Crochet Penis Blanket")
Crochet Penis Blanket
Cozy up next to the fire pit with a warm, cuddly...cock & balls?! This Crochet Penis Blanket from Naughty Mature Gifts will make you snug as a bug in a...er...opposite of rug on cool summer evenings and <a href="https://www.dudeiwantthat.com/blog/the...
The Stealth Pavillion
Dutch artist Paul Seger's Stealth Pavillion is an art installation and thematic exploration of heterotopia, the idea of anti-space within a expressed context. I know. I hate it too when people define a word that doesn't...