Rumpl Puffy Coat Blanket
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- Alter Ego Outdoor Water Filtration & Hydration Bottle - $64.99
- BlueAvocado Re-Zip Seal Reusable Lunch Bags - $9.49
Rumpl is your favorite puffy coat and your best sleeping bag turned into a comforter for your bed. A blanket for your starry nights. A cover for your movie dates on the couch. Rumpl is a high performance insulator made from 20D Ripstop Nylon with DWR shield. In other words, it's a Blanket of Champions.
Light, durable, packable, waterproof, and odor-/stain-resistant, Rumpl is equally suited for indoor and outdoor use. Its synthetic insulation already has a proven track record for warmth and comfort in outdoor gear, and the material's resistance to spills and smells, plus the ability to throw it in the washer/dryer, makes it a nice option for college dorms and bachelor pads too.
Rumpls are available in Twin, Queen, and King bed sizes, as well as smaller throws. Each comes with a cloth sack the lightweight blankets stuff into easily, no master origami folding or rolling skills required.
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