StakeLight LED Tent Stakes
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Even though getting off course during the hike in and being forced to pitch your tent in the dark is super fun, StakeLights promise not to be a total buzzkill. Their 17 lumens of LED shine can also switch to a strobe setting for midnight Daft Punk dance parties around the campfire.
Sarcasm aside, StakeLights are simple AAA-battery-operated tent tools that help you locate your tent in the dark, alert other campers to your tent's guy lines, and light the way to a whizz spot when it's 2 a.m. and you don't feel like rooting around for a flashlight.
Each StakeLight takes 1 x AAA, which can provide up to 10 hours of continuous light, or 24 hours of strobing. Lights are encased in an IPX 6 water-resistant TPE housing, and stakes are made of lightweight 6000-series aluminum. Each is 9" long and weighs 1.3 ounces without the battery.
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