Dock Hammock DIY Kit
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- Goplus Floating Water Pad for Water Recreation - $399.99
- Kelsyus Floating Lounger Pool Float - $39.99
- FINIS Floating Island Swimming Pool Mat - $101.71
I heart everything about this Dock Hammock DIY Kit. Except the DIY Kit part, obviously. It would be much better if the water lounger arrived fully assembled and ready to use. Dock and water included.
But ye crafty cats out there might enjoy working up the sweat and sore muscles successfully completing the Dock Hammock DIY Kit will allow you to wash away and soothe as you relax in your proud accomplishment. The cool waters of the lake or sea, the cradling support of the rope netting - for several hundred dollars and several hours of manual labor up front, they could be yours for years to come.
Dock Hammocks come in 8', 10', 12', 14', and 16' length options, all 4' wide. Kits include the net, screws, hooks, bumper guard, and build instructions; you'll have to pick up the wood yourself.
And just in case you were wondering, yes. Given the proximity of the "C" to the "D" on my keyboard, I accidentally typed "Cock Hammock" at least 3 times while writing this post. If those are the words your brain subconsciously read at least 3 times while reading this post, then check out the Lightsaber Willy Warmer and the Testicuzzi.
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