Backyard Swimmin' Hole
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- Giant Leisure Swan - $39.42
- Inflatable Tube Water Trampoline - $39.99
- Intex Family Size Round Metal Frame Pool Set - $134.00
- Intex Krystal Clear Saltwater Pool System - $129.00
- Giant Inflatable Water Wheel - $34.95
It was a tough call which of the Perfect 10 happy families splashing around in the Intex Easy Set Pool to pick as the product's featured photo, but I ultimately decided the blonde MILF in the winning shot was a better representative of an inflatable backyard swimmin' hole than the brunette MILF in the runner-up photo due to her body position in the water, which allows me an unobstructed view of her cantaloupe-sized jiggly-jugs.
Currently listed at $80, the 12' diameter x 30" high Easy Pool Set is a pretty loud screaming deal for those seeking a simple, no-fail form of bodily refreshment this summer that doesn't require either sharing hyper-chlorinated waters with other people's screaming (and pissing) children, or spending a year's salary on a Hidden Water Pool. Intex's inflatable pools set up by laying out flat, adding air to the top ring, and then filling with water. Sets also include a 110-120-volt filter pump with a 530 gallon per hour flow rate, and a drain plug that attaches to a garden hose so water can be directed away from the pool or house when emptying.
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