Invisaband Mosquito Repellent Bracelet

Do you often set out to enjoy a BBQ or camping trip only to find yourself trading in the anticipated revelry for a full-scale, hostile, bug-obliterating offensive? OK, well do you tend to step outside on a pleasant summer...

At dinner, my Uncle Harry always used to tell me, "Eat what you can, and can what you can't." He thought he was so clever. So now, in speaking of mosquitoes, I say to you, "Eat what you can, and RADARCAN what you can't."...

I don't always need a heat it smartphone-powered bug bite healer, but when I do, I need it dos equis more than I need anything else in life at that moment. The red bumps, the tortuous itch, the ability of mosquitos to...

Stung by a bee? Bitten by a snake? Suck it up, son. Or rather, suction it up. With [cue appropriate vacuum pump music]...The Extractor!...

Some people still think that if you get bitten by a snake you should use the cut-'n'-suck, or cut-'n'-have-your-friend-Cornelius-suck method to remove its venom. But really this is just a good way to send the venom back...

Beat it, skeeters! ... Or at least stay the F out of my van down by the river. The Skeeter Beater is a magnetic screen cut to fit over vehicle windows of various shapes and sizes so your car, truck, SUV, van, or RV stays...

Dude reader Richard B. wrote to me in reverential verse about the ThermaCELL, a battery-operated personal mosquito repellent. His words were so moving and convincing that I really had no choice but to pass the endorsement...

We as humans have such cold-blooded and violent feelings towards insects as a species. We could sympathetically and euphemistically "eliminate" and "dispose of" them, but instead we swat, squash, zap, smash, exterminate...

While the Lugos multifunctional indoor / outdoor cordless fan is mildly interesting, it is nowhere near as interesting as the tent pictured behind it in the promo photos and video. Can you see what I see printed on that...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Zika will never hurt me! Introducing the Mom Net! The perfect private tent to shelter Mom from the sun, the rain, the flies, and the mosquitos as she attends every single one...

I'm not even sure I trust mosquito-repellent wristbands, so I'm doubly unsure about ones that claim to deter sharks. What I am sure about is that I'd much rather be the test subject for an itchy bloodsucker Invisaband...

Suck it, bloodsuckers! The Biogents Mosquitaire CO2 outdoor mosquito trap is a scientifically-researched, German-engineered solution to bug bites, and their ruining of your backyard BBQs and summer evenings on the patio...