Garden

Giant Grass Zome Building Kit

$1,450 Giant Grass »

Team up, build a hangout space, make connections, get in the Zome. The Zome Building Kit is a dynamic DIY shelter developed by Giant Grass, a design firm with a sweet name, and an even better purpose: exploring architectural...

Lawn Mower Blade Sharpener Drill Attachment Kit

$11.99 Amazon »

Wait, I have to sharpen lawn mower blades? Like, how often? And how big of a time and pain-in-my-ass commitment is it? Yeah, yeah, Grizzly Lawn Gear says with their Lawn Mower Blade Sharpener Drill Attachment Kit you'll...

GardenSharp Garden Tool Sharpener

$10.99 Amazon »

Wait, is the reason I loathe doing yard work at my mama's house that all of her garden tools and lawnmower blades are dull? If I use the GardenSharp tool sharpener, will these tasks suddenly turn from dreaded chores into...

Freddy Krueger Fire Pit

$1,491.09 Etsy »

One, two, Freddy's coming for you...if you can afford him. And afford the whopping 66- to 70-week wait time Freddy Krueger Fire Pit maker Burned By Design needs to hand build this horrifying...yet glorious...yet really...

Knight Gnome Garden Statues

$29.69 - $179.09 Etsy »

If Jaime Lannister had an illicit incestual affair with Tyrion instead of Cersei, I think these Knight Gnome Garden Statues are pretty good representations of how their kids would turn out. Tiny but fierce warriors who...

EZ Leaf Hauler Cleanup Tarp for Lawns & Gardens

$34.86 - $36.09 Amazon »

I don't know if using the EZ Leaf Hauler is as easy as shortening the word "easy" to "EZ" in the lawn and garden tool's name was, but with stakes to hold it in place, and 6 built-in handles for carrying and maneuvering...

Hummingbird Ring Feeder

$4.99 Amazon »

Hand-, or rather, finger-feed your garden's most adorable guests with a Hummingbird Ring Feeder. The oversized ring is a scaled-down version of a standard plastic hummingbird feeder, with a bottom reservoir for the sugar...

Breaking Physics Cauliflower

$1.50 Etsy »

Nothing like looking at a nice alien head of cauliflower to jump start my morning! I almost didn't need coffee to wake up when I saw this little green man cruciferous vegetable. I feel like I could use it as the subject...

Ladybug, Bee & Butterfly House

$12.99 - $22.99 Amazon »

I recently went to my city's botanical gardens and saw these ladybug, bee & butterfly houses all over the place. Except since I don't like reading informational placards, I had no idea they were ladybug, bee & butterfly...

Yardroid Smart Landscaping Tank

Designing the Yardroid to look like a mini tank is pretty much all they needed to do to make me want this smart landscaping robot. But Yardroid takes the whole robotic lawn mower concept, like, 8 steps further with both...

Skidger Xtreme Weeder

$47.58 Amazon »

Make pulling weeds a skidge easier with the Skidger Xtreme Weeder. The long-armed scuffle hoe features a 6" V-blade with an open design Skidger says enables it to slice through weeds no matter where they're growing. Neither...

Cement Penis Garden Statue (NSFW)

$118.50 Etsy »

The Cement Penis Garden Statue is real. It's spectacular. And, at 16" long, it's porn-star-size. Which I guess is bad news if you were hoping to make a truly gargantuan, say, 6' long dick your newest garden statue, along...

NetZero Mycelium Orbs - Capture 1 Ton of Lawn/Yard CO2

$75 - $125 indiegogo »

Think of NetZero Mycelium Orbs as bath bombs for your backyard. Bath bombs that, like any good bath bomb, will rejuvenate your soil and energize your plants' root systems, but will also do one better: the ectomycorrhizae...

Wheelbarrow Water Bag

$19.99 Amazon »

Say, this Wheelbarrow Water Bag reminds me how incredibly full my bladder was last Saturday night. My wife and I lost power at our place, so we had to spend 2 nights at our in-laws' house, where I proceeded to drink 5...

Bird Buddy Smart Bird Feeder with Built-In Camera

$199 - $209 Bird Buddy »

It took some real bird brains to come up with this fine feathered gadget. Bird Buddy is a smart bird feeder with a built-in camera that ensures you'll never miss a tweet. Using motion sensors, a microphone, and facial...

Silicone Thumb Knife for Gardening

$5.59 Amazon »

I see your green thumb, and raise you an orange thumb! With a razor sharp fingernail blade sticking out its end! This Silicone Thumb Knife is made to make harvesting your fruit and vegetable bounty, and pruning your indoor...

Timber Stoves - Wood Pellet Patio Heaters

$1,099 - $1,849 Timber Stoves »

Wood pellets. Gravity. Venturi effect. I call ye together to my Timber Stove and say, "Let there be heat!" Oh, I guess I need a little lighter fluid too, but electricity? Nay. You stay with the infrared bulbs and propane...

Magidome Geodesic Dome Connector Kit

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What would you do with your very own geodesic dome? Make a greenhouse? A yoga studio or meditation chamber? An outdoor office or covered dining area? A reading room or, ahem, date night escape from the kids? Magidome's...

A Christmas Story 8' Living Projection Inflatable

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Gemmy's A Christmas Story 8' Living Projection Airblown Inflatable might be the easiest way to make sure your house is the one cars park outside to stare at this holiday season. ... Maybe tied with tossing together a...

Tertill Garden Weeding Robot

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Hey dude, got any weeeeeds? Yeah? Well, the Tertill is a garden weeding robot that doesn't just whack them for you, but travels continuously throughout your garden, churning up the top layer of soil, and preventing them...

UKIAH Tailgater Fire Pit Sound System

Discontinued

Pumpin' heat and beats. The UKIAH Tailgater series Music Fire Pits lights up your sound system and brings the tunes to your dancing flames with a self-contained, portable propane fire that ignites atop a rugged, battery-powered...

Oatey Mystic Rainwater Collection System

$27.99 Amazon »

The Oatey Mystic Rainwater Collection System seems like a pretty great idea...except for the part where I have to saw out a 6" section of my mama's existing downspout to make room for it. Oh the tongue lashing I'll get...

Peter Pepper Seeds

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The tongue twister is wrong! It's actually, Peter Piper picked a peck of peter pepper. Or maybe, Peter Piper picked a pecker of pickled peppers. Either way, then he was all like, Oh ladies! Who wants to try out my tongue...

Barebones Artisan Pruning Shears

$34.99 Amazon »

Hmmm, these Barebones Pruning Shears look a little less artisan and a little more tormenter to me. Maybe the black stainless steel blades and their oversized, ambidextrous handles are made for artisanal torturing. The...