Wood Burning Pizza Oven
/wood-burning-pizza-oven-7134.jpg "Wood Burning Pizza Oven")
- Chicago Style Refractory Brick Oven - $2,406.00
- PizzaDome Portable Italian Brick Pizza Oven - $80.58
- Aztec Allure Cast Iron Pizza Oven - $490.99
- Beefeater Pizza Oven Attachement for 4 and 5 Burner Grills - $249.99
- Countertop Pizza Baker - $59.99
Who remembers the Bagel Bites jingle? Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime! Those things were so delicious with their microscopic cubes of pepperoni. Even when I left them in the oven a little too long and the bagel got toasted a little too crispy and then massacred the roof of my mouth with its jagged edges I would still eat them by the Sam's-sized flat as a lad. I preferred them to Totino's Pizza Rolls, which I still ate, but whose filling I felt had the flavor and texture profile of regurgitated Spaghetti-Os. If I had grown up fancy like Ricky Stratton in Silver Spoons though, I probably would have had my own wood-fired pizza oven in the back yard and none of this would matter. Huh. That might be the sole reason I'm glad I didn't grow up like Ricky Stratton.
The Forno Toscano Margherita and Mangiafuoco are Fontana's latest wood-fired oven releases. Incorporating the speed and efficiency of a traditional brick oven into a modern and less space-consuming design, the Forno Toscanos heat to 1 million degrees--or whatever proper pizza blasting temperature is--in only 10 to 15 minutes. Fabrication is a solid weld of steel and 441 stainless steel, with rock based insulation and included food grade cooking stones. The smaller Margherita has interior dimensions of 24" deep x 24" wide x 14" high and exterior dimensions of 34" deep x 31" wide x 77" high. Mangiafuoco measures 24" x 32" x 14" on the inside and 34" x 39" x 77" on the outside. Hmmm, both bigger on the outside. TARDIS would not approve.
/heleman-grill-scraper-62356.jpg?mode=crop "Heleman Grill Scraper")
Heleman Grill Scraper
Everyone remembers the first time they bit into a nice juicy steak with a piece of metal filament in it. If the shot of metallic electricity didn't shoot through your fillings, then surely the groove it's leaving in the...
JAG Communal Grill Table
I don't really want a JAG Grill for myself. I mean, it's a lot of money and seems like a lot of work to put together and maintain, and then you have to, like, clean it... But I am very much in favor of someone I know...
/galaxy-grill-tie-fighter-bbq-48648.jpg?mode=crop "Galaxy Grill - TIE Fighter BBQ")
Galaxy Grill - TIE Fighter BBQ
Ladies and gentlemen of the Empire, when your swarm of TIE Fighters fails to help you become masters of the galaxy, grab some charcoal and a pair of tongs, and allow them to help you become masters of the Galaxy Grill...
TailGator - Gas Powered Blender
Ahhh, summertime. Smells like freshly cut...margaritas. Thanks to the TailGator, a blender with cajones the size of a 25cc Poulan 2-stroke, 2 1/2 horsepower gas engine. It's not a new product - or the only one of its...
/pit-barrel-cooker-12192.jpg "Pit Barrel Cooker")
Pit Barrel Cooker
The Pit Barrel Cooker is like a smoker mashed with a Crock Pot mashed with a 55-gallon barrel of lube. Minus the lube. The self-described "vertical cooking experience" says it will heat and flavor perfect hunks of meat...
Watchman Outdoor Cooking Stove
If Rorschach were a grillin' man, the Watchman Stove is what he'd use. This outdoor cooker can make multiple face changes too, with 2 primary cooking options, plus a warming "Potato Plate," plus any new ways of using...
/kitchen-essentials-for-the-31656.jpg?mode=crop "Kitchen Essentials For The Man's Man")
Kitchen Essentials For The Man's Man
No heart-shaped dutch ovens here! These kitchen essentials are geared towards the man. More specifically, the man's man. You know, the man who likes to attack his steaks with seasoning, sear them just beyond bloody, and...
/the-best-bbq-gadgets-32478.jpg?mode=crop "The Best BBQ Gadgets")
The Best BBQ Gadgets
I rounded up some of the best BBQ gadgets out there and took them to my grill. And I said, "Hey grill, how you doin'? BBQ season is so close I can taste the smoked brisket and wet-rubbed pork - you ready to start cookin'...
Spare Tire BBQ Grill
The Spare Tire BBQ Grill: For roadkill feasts wherever you may roam...
Brick Oven Grill Converter
I must spend about $5,000 per year on pizza. Usually between the hours of 1:00 and 3:00 a.m. How cost effective (and fun for my neighbors) it would be if instead of Internet ordering from Dominoes and watching Ollie add...
/smokemiester-bbq-smoker-grill-24166.jpg "Smokemiester BBQ Smoker Grill Converter")
Smokemiester BBQ Smoker Grill Converter
Holy smokes...miester! A Weber, a hole saw, and a coupla Bud Light Limes on a Saturday afternoon, and my Bru-BQ Wayne kettle grill becomes a Bat-Smoker too! The Smokemiester BBQ Smoker converts any covered grill into...
/noori-modular-grill-stove-40685.jpg?mode=crop "Noori Modular Grill, Stove, Pizza Oven & Fire Pit")
Noori Modular Grill, Stove, Pizza Oven & Fire Pit
According to Noori, "Noori allows a wide range of features through its modularity." According to me, Noori allows a wide range of eating all my favorite food groups. Ribs and burgers! Fat pots of chili! Wood-fired pizza!...