Surviveware Biodegradable Wet Wipes
Surviveware made Biodegradable Wet Wipes because they know a happy camper is a camper who isn't encased in mud. Who doesn't reek of BO. Who still manages to feel so fresh and so clean after doing a doodie in the woods. And who does it all without compromising the outdoor enthusiast's Leave no trace motto.
Surviveware Biodegradable Wet Wipes are, first and foremost, biodegradable. If you can't pack out everything you've packed in, such following the wipeage of the aforementioned #2, you can bury these wipes along with your mud pie, and it will begin to decompose after 28 days. Full degradation will take 6 months, but that's still a lot less than the 100 years it would take a plastic-based baby wipe.
Surviveware Biodegradable Wet Wipes are also unscented, so whether you're using them to wipe your butt cheeks, your face cheeks, or anything in between, you can do so without worry of getting all perfumey and attracting unwanted bugs...or horny bears...along the trail.
Closer to home, Surviveware Biodegradable Wet Wipes can step in as post-workout or sport wipes, equipment cleaners, or hand and face wipes for the kids.
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