Tools
Phone Skope PYRO Putty
Phone Skope, you're like putty in my...aaah! Aaah! My hand! Hot! Fire! Phone Skope's putty is PYRO Putty. Ultra-flammable in its neon hues, the little tin of goo looks and sounds like it could be part of a magician's...
Limitless Equipment Mark 1 Survival Kit
Survival kit? With a, what's that, a flowery dead guy on it? Are we back in 2011, filling our bug out bags and planning for the zombie apocalypse? Nah. Now we're in 2019, where the risk of an actual apocalypse, caused...
Bow Drill Fire Starter Kit
Survival Kook's Bow Drill Fire Starter Kit looks like some newfangled piece of fitness equipment, but in fact, it is based on a very oldfangled hand tool. Prehistoric old, in fact. Also known as a fire drill, the bow...
Gerber Jukebox Gentleman's Knife
Despite the name "Jukebox" it's not so much the 50s diner as it is the 50s barber shop Gerber is giving a nod to with their Jukebox gentleman's knife. The EDC piece is fashioned after the look of a master shaver's straight...
Sun Joe 10-Ton Hydraulic Log Splitter
Spending too much time sawing logs these dark and damp fall days? Well git off yer stink wrinkle and start splitting them, ya lazy sack*. Sun Joe's 10-Ton Hydraulic Log Splitter might even add some semblance of fun to...
Grampa's Weeder - Stand-Up Weed Puller
Grampa invented his Weeder in 1913 to protect his back and knees during all the crappy yardwork Gramma made him do. Over a hundred years later, Grampa's Weeder is still around, and still helping men (and women) old and...
Origin Stoneblade Japanese Kiridashi Pocket Knife
Manitoba-based Origin Handcrafted brings some character - and some Canada - to the traditional Japanese Kiridashi with their Stoneblade Pocket Knife. The textured Kiridashi is both minimalist and standout in design...
Gerber Fastball Manual Flipper Folding Knife
No curveballs here, just trademark Gerber, head-on, with the brand's new Fastball manual flipper folding knife. Made at Gerber's Portland, OR factory, the Fastball features a S30V Wharncliffe blade Gerber says will hold...
Panther Vision Flateye Unround Flashlight
Don't call me square, call me unround! Panther Vision's Flateye Unround is sort of a misnomer, in that flashlight's illuminating eye is actually round, but the case holding it is not. The torch's aircraft grade aluminum...
Spyderco Roadie 2" Folding Knife
Spyderco's Roadie folding knife is the product of best laid plans foiled. Foiled by the TSA. In 2013, a decade-plus after 9/11, the TSA tossed around a plan to change US security regulations and allow some types of knives...
Portable Air Compressor Tire Inflator
I just bought this Portable Air Compressor Tire Inflator, and will update when I test it out, but what prompted this purchase was my local gas station charging me $1.50 for mother f**king air. And not just $1.50, $1.50...
Tick Key for Tick Removal
The Tick Key is just fine, but the Tick Key in action - blech! Talk about things that make you go ewww...
UPP Rolling Collector Basket
The UPP Rolling Basket is a collectors' item. Collectors of golf balls, tennis balls, and PowerBalls. Collectors of apples, cherries, and nuts. Collectors of any rotund object spread far and wide with a diameter of 0...
MICROBLADE PILL Tiny Cutting Tool
Don't want to take a chill pill? How about a MICROBLADE PILL, latched snug and unassuming onto your keychain as the handiest new piece of your EDC. Shaped like a pill capsule for safe and easy storage, the MICROBLADE...
Gerber Key Note Compact Scraping & Cutting Knife
Gerber looks to be the Key Note of your EDC with their compact, fine edge scraping and cutting knife. The company says its dual-purpose blade will prove to be a "surprise amount" of useful despite it keychain-ready size...
Gerber Tri-Tip Mini Cleaver
Mmm, Gerber's Tri-Tip Mini Cleaver is calling to mind a Tri-Tip cleaving of a fat tri-tip dinner from the campfire. Now all I need is 1 x Tri-Tip Mini Cleaver and 1 x wife willing to go camping with me...
Gerber Quadrant Bamboo Folding Knife
Gerber calls its Quadrant bamboo folding knife "a fashion statement with a function." So, uh, heads up dudes jonesing for a Queer Eye makeover - you can start with your pocket flipper...
Promithi Mini Camping Axe Multi-Tool
This mini camping axe has just a 60mm (2.4") blade, but Promithi says it's still good for chopping, cutting, splitting, and trimming. Hmmm. Hot dogs into slices for the kids, maybe...
Case Astronaut Knife M-1
The original Case Astronaut Knife M-1 blades traveled to the moon and back 9 times from 1968-1972. NASA commissioned them from W.R. Case & Sons Cutlery Company to stock the spacecraft for their Apollo program. For 2019...
Atroposknife Fortel Transformer Knives
Atroposknife's Fortel series of transformer knives come in various metals and finishes, with different styles of blades and implements hiding inside. What they all share in common: looking like simple lightsaber hilts...
Pull Start Fire - Pull String Firestarter
Hey, hey, pull my fire! DOOSH! Instant log ignition. Now. Wanna make it bigger?...
FLUXBAG - One Breath Air Pump
While air loungers have pretty much run their course as a pop culture phenomenon, the FLUXBAG has taken the loungers' easy-inflate concept and given it a new, and probably more valuable over the long term, application:...
Benchmade Tactical Triage 917 Knife
A newer addition to Benchmade's Tactical series of blades, the Tactical Triage 917 Knife is "made to work when the going gets pro." Say wha? Like, when the going gets pro, the pros get...a Benchmade Tactical Triage 917...
Earth Worth 1948 Straight Draw Shave Tool
Please keep Earth Worth's 1948 Straight Draw Shave Tool clear of your fingers. And your face. And your friend Cornelius' face. Even if he refuses to shave his gnarly, patchy thatch of beard because he thinks it makes...