VSSL Outdoor Utility Tubes
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VSSLs (say "vessel") are cylinders stashed with smaller cylinders stashed with everything you might need to survive and present yourself as functional in the outdoors. The outer tubes are made of waterproof mil spec aluminum, which could obviously be invaluable in and of themselves for stashing weed and whacking a bear...or this guy...over the head in times of danger. From there, you can choose your own adventure from 4 different types of filled VSSLs: Supplies; First Aid; Shelter; and Zombie.
Examples of VSSL's multi-functional fillings are as follows:
SUPPLIES
- Dual mode LED flashlight
- Oil-filled compass
- 4-hour Canadian beeswax candle
- Razor blade
- 6 x Aquatabs
- Wire saw
- Emergency whistle
- Waterproof matches
- Tinder Quik fire starter
- Fishing gear
- Signaling mirror
- Kevlar rope
- Reflective trail markers
- Can opener
- First aid supplies
SHELTER
- Dual mode LED flashlight
- Oil-filled compass
- 96" x 60" x 36" polyethylene tent; reflects up to 95% of radiated heat and can also be used as a first aid blanket
- 20' rope
ZOMBIE
- Dual mode LED flashlight
- Oil-filled compass
- Medical mask
- Skull perforating zombie spike
VSSL outdoor utility tubes seek Kickstarter funding through October 23, 2014.
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