NOCQUA 2000 LED Light System
I bet slumbering sea life are gonna love getting a shot of over 1,000 lumens of light in the eye post nightfall. Seriously. It will help the ones who need to get up and take a leak find the bathroom. As for the rest, eh, fish don't really have the intellectual capacity to determine when something is an imposition or disturbance anyway. Humans though, we definitely have the intellectual capacity to dig the after-dark sights and serenity we can experience stand-up paddle boarding, kayaking, or canoeing with a NOCQUA 2000 LED light system.
Night paddling comes alive...in the sense that it becomes possible at all...with the addition of NOCQUA's pair of waterproof LED light bars running along vessel undersides. Constructed as a track system of 72 individual emitters, the bars connect via an adjustable harness and power up by way of a single, 12V lithium-ion battery (water resistant and rechargeable). Take a moment to contemplate life gliding along under the stars, above the anemones, and hopefully far the F away from the sharks partial to bioluminescent seals.
Muchas danke to Bless This Stuff.
/see-through-bottom-canoe-32064.jpg?mode=crop "See Through Bottom Canoe")
See Through Bottom Canoe
Ahhh. It's a see-through canoe/kayak that seats two and provides the perfect setting for a romantic, yet adventurous date of paddling the high seas and taking in all of its technicolored fishies, regally swaying anemones...
TRITON - Human Gills
TRITON, the human gills design concept I showed you dudes here 2 years ago (and which many of you had mucho to say about in our comments section) is running a crowdfunding campaign to actually produce the equipment. TRITONs...
Seabreacher Shark X Water Jet
Seabreacher water jets snugly seat two people with exceptional control over their stomachs and bowels for a nautical roller coaster ride of dives, breaches, spins, and respective surface and subsurface speeds of up to...
/8-person-island-raft-17654.jpg?mode=crop "8-Person Island Raft")
8-Person Island Raft
What is there to say about Tropical Tahiti's floating island raft fit for you and 7 of your favorite water-lovin', sun-soakin', float-happy, swimsuit-clad cats besides P-A-R-T-Y and O-R-G-Y?...
Ego Personal Semi-Submarine
What up, Jaws? You ready for a little face time with me and my impenetrable acrylic underwater sightseeing window? Korean company Raonhaje's EGO, a compact semi-submarine/motorboat hybrid, has flipped its room with a...
Subwing - Underwater Hang Glider
You know those dreams you have when you're flying, spinning, disoriented, or drowning? They're all about to come true. At once. The SUBWING underwater glider attaches to a rope and boat at one end, and your death grip...
Snorkel Hookah
Many of us dig communing with corals and fishes and hot merpeople lookin' for a good time 40 feet beneath the ocean's surface, but suited up SCUBA-style in bulky BC vests and heavy oxygen tanks sort of encumbers the experience...
Underwater Jetpack
Supermarinovation asks, "Have you ever been snorkelling and seen something incredible below you, but haven't been able to get to it before your breath runs out?" To which I say, "Sure." And follow up with, "And have you...
Adventure Gear Camping Trailer
I bet that lady making such frequent and variable use of her SylvanSport GO camping trailer wishes the family and friends who are going to enjoy its 4 air mattresses, bed and table panels, rear awning, and abundant storage...
Four-Barrel Underwater Dart Gun
As we prepare to honor the USA with a day of drinking beer, eating potato salad, dinking around with bottle rockets, and setting fire to the sky, the Four-Barrel Underwater Dart Gun would like to remind us we should also...
/Darkfin-Gloves-109.jpg?mode=crop "Darkfin Gloves")
Darkfin Gloves
Ever wondered what it might be like to have webbed fingers? Wonder no longer. These durable latex rubber gloves will have you flying by other frogs in the water. Perfect for SCUBA diving, swimming, surfing, and even jumping...
/butt-buoys-22349.jpg?mode=crop "Butt Buoys")
Butt Buoys
Were these sweet (cheeked) Butt Buoys used in the making of Weekend at Bernie's? If not, they should have been. Ahhh, nothing screams 80s class louder than a PVC anchor marker fashioned in the shape of an inverted lady's...