Underwater Torch
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Oh hello Cthulhu. I almost didn't see you there before I turned on my flashlight. Well, technically LED underwater torch. TOMTOP made it 100% waterproof and effective at illuminating up to 25 meters of ocean pathway. It weighs only 4 ounces too. Not that that matters down here, where everything weighs, like, a fraction of what it really weighs. Except lead. And maybe Wolverine since his skeleton is coated in that...whoa, Cthulhu! I think you've inadvertently wrapped a couple of your face tentacles around my neck!
TOMTOP's CREEQ5 underwater torch aids divers, snorkelers, and submariners in navigating the pitch-black of ocean waters so they may behold creatures both beautiful and beastly, plus the many billions of tons of trash humans have discarded in them. The flashlight runs on 4 AA batteries and measures 9.5" x 5.4" x 1.9".
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