Paperlike All-in-One Screen Cleaning Kit

$19.99 Amazon »

Dust and fingerprints, snot and spit, meat grease and hot sauce. All seem to find their way onto the screens of my phone, tablet, e-reader, and laptop. The Paperlike All-in-One Screen Cleaning Kit is a small geometrical...

Nocs Standard Issue Waterproof Binoculars

$95 Amazon »

In the past, I've spoken of Nocs' monocular telescope, the Zoom Tube, with much admiration. And I still think it's a nifty little lightweight tool for viewing from afar. But if you happen to have two eyes...or just happen...

BRUU Moving Beer Pong Robot

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Bro...bruh...BRUU...I shink...I shink the beer pong cupsh are bruuu- uh, moooving...

May the 4th be with Grogu, and with you too. Score one of these 15 Baby Yoda gifts on Stars Wars Day, and I guarantee the 4th will be with you. The Force too, at least by proxy, since you'll have a brand new Grogu spouting it in spades by your side...

Star Wars Folding Picnic & Camping Tables

$88.09 - $191.82 Amazon »

Jedis, Siths, droids, and whatever the H-E-Double-Lightsabers Yodas and Grogus are can all grab some burgers and dogs, take a seat on one of these Star Wars-themed picnic / camping tables, and battle it out with their...

IKEA Death Star Lamp

$276.14 Etsy »

No, IKEA didn't make a Death Star Lamp. IKEA made a lamp that looks like it's exploding when turned on, which artist and Star Wars fan Zsolti Belak hand-painted to look like a Death Star, because that is what every single...

Razersuperfuture Gamer Sunglasses

I know what you're thinking about Razersuperfutures, a collaboration between Razer and Retrosuperfuture to create so-called "gamer sunglasses." You're thinking, When do gamers ever go out in the sun? Well, don't worry...

UnbuckleMe Car Seat Buckle Release Tool

$14.99 Amazon »

I have not been ROFL in a while, but the UnbuckleMe Car Seat Buckle Release Tool, of all things, has me ROFL. Because the product description calls it a seatbelt "easy opener aid" for children learning dexterity, grandparents...

Monbento x Opinel On-the-Go Meal Kit

$94.95 Opinel »

If you'd like a fancy pants lunch box and some fancy pants cutlery to properly complement your fancy pants lunch of leftover lamb chops with blackberry chutney, look no further than Opinel's On-the-Go Meal Kit collaboration...

Nightball LED Volleyball

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You might be a baller, but I'll bet you're no Nightballer. Ooooh, spike! In your face!...

Star Wars Resin Coffee Table

$1,180 - $1,954 Backyard Resin »

Millennium Falcon, X-Wings, TIE Fighters, Imperial Shuttle...take your marks. Get set. Let the battle...for the best Star Wars furniture...begin! Backyard Resin, which recently earned this Dude's words of approval for...

BackBadger Percussive Massage Gun Handle

$84.99 Amazon »

Ninefold's BackBadger isn't a percussive massage gun but, like BASF, Ninefold doesn't make the percussive massage guns you buy. It makes the percussive massage guns you buy better. Compatible with 99% of the massage guns...

April 2023 was a month of self-care, collaborations, Forces, Fools, and, oddly, parody knuckle dusters. One taking after the Golden Arches of McDonalds, and the other fitted with a one-way ticket to your bunghole. Hey, don't blame me. When it comes to what you dudes and ladies want to click on, I...

Kosmos Q Wing Dust Seasonings

$14.20 - $14.95 Amazon »

It's like fairy dust for foodies. Kosmos Q Wing Dust comes in almost a dozen different flavors, and while you may think its name deems it no more than a seasoning for chicken wings, I think that's more of a reference...

OPPO Find N2 Flip Smartphone

$1,249 - $2,225 Amazon »

It's a flip phone, it's a smartphone, it's a small phone, it's a big phone, it's a slick phone, it's a lit phone, it's the OPPO Find N2 Flip. And you dudes and ladies all have the OPPOtunity to Find oNe2, and Flip out...

Kenmore 3-Burner Gas BBQ Grill

$341.51 - $431.10 Amazon »

Kenmore's 3-Burner Gas BBQ Grills look like they came right out of the soda fountain. No, wait, The Peach Pit. No...Don Draper's backyard BBQ? All that to say, they have a snazzy, retro look, thanks to panels in colors...

Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set

$32.19 Amazon »

Wondering what to do with that recycling bin full of empty wine bottles you can't fathom having generated in just one weekend? The Wine Bottle Topper Cheese Board Set is every wino lush's dream! Arrange this trio of bamboo...

E185: What Is This Thing?

$12.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 185 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Pamela Anderson x Frankies Bikinis Collection

$80 - $195 Frankies Bikinis »

The Pamela Anderson x Frankies Bikinis Collection drops at noon ET on May 4, 2023, and all I've got to say about this collaboration between the smokin' hot 55-year-old Baywatch star and the smokin' hot swimsuit brand...

Coleman Cooler Quad Chair

$44.99 Amazon »

While rooting around a cooler full of melting ice, and emerging with a cryogenically frozen hand that can hardly grip the beer it went in for, while the rest of your body nearly combusts from the scorching summer heat...

Trejo's Cantina

$17.99 Amazon »

Trejo's Cantina is one of Danny Trejo's restaurants and, as of April 18, 2023, one of Danny Trejo's cookbooks. Trejo's Cantina: Cocktails, Snacks & Amazing Non-Alcoholic Drinks from the Heart of Hollywood is a 100-recipe...

Quik Shot Plastic Flask with Built-in Shot Chamber

$9 - $12 Amazon »

Lemme flask you a question: would you be into an item that is "perfect for parties, tailgating or any occasion where you'd like to enjoy an alcoholic beverage?" Perhaps without anyone knowing you're enjoying an alcoholic...

Some of these summer loungers are for in the water, some of these summer loungers are for out of the water. And some of these summer loungers are for in and out of the water! Ha! Beat that, winter!...

iLOLA Tea Disc Set

$97 Amazon »

You've gotta think your mama is pretty tea-riffic to spring for one of iLOLA's Tea Disc Sets as a Mother's Day gift this year. Unfortuna-tea - and fortuna-tea, I guess - my mama's special-tea is being tea-riffic, so...a-tea-os...