Denim Thong Underwear

$34 Etsy »

I particularly like that the Denim Thong Underwear have the words, "Do what you love" printed on the right side of their wearer's crotch. Inspiration, and motivation, for ladies who might wonder if they should be having...

Shrooly Automatic Home Mushroom Grower

$299 Shrooly »

I don't know if they've crowned the food of the year - the decade, even - yet, but the Shrooly Automatic Home Mushroom Grower is just one more piece of evidence that it should be mushrooms. Even setting aside the growing...

Ancient Ritual Arc Modern Home Sauna

Heat! Light! Sound! Comfort! Style! Empathic AI! The Ancient Ritual Arc Sauna has it all. Or at least all it needs to legitimately call itself a "modern" and "experiential" home sauna...

E182: What Is This Thing?

$13.79 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 182 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Banana Flip-Flops

$21.99 Amazon »

These Banana Flip-Flops better be non-slip. On the outside and on the inside. Because they may be fruity and fun to look at, but if this dude is going to wear a bunch of bananas on his feet, I need a guarantee they're...

Everdure Mobile Prep Kitchen

$1,199 Amazon »

The Everdure Mobile Prep Kitchen is an indoor / outdoor island Heston Blumenthal has made to help increase and enhance anything from your small kitchen space to your limited pre- and post-grilling space. You could even...

QuietFrames - Visual-Noise-Cancelling Glasses

$299 QuietFrames »

QuietFrames are for when there are too many sights to behold, too many stimuli catching your eye, too much visual noise. QuietFrames are Swedish-designed eyeglasses that claim to be an "innovation for visual noise reduction."...

McKnuckleDuster - McDonald's Arches Knuckle Duster

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Brass knuckles, make way for gold...en arches knuckles. The McKnuckleDuster from R&B Creations is a 3D print of the iconic McDonald's arches doing their parabola thing over a set of knucks. And I'm McLovin' it. Are you...

Fatboy Jolly Trolley

$980 Fatboy »

Of course Fatboy would make a trolley and call it the Jolly Trolley. Because Fatboys are jolly. Santy Claus. Buddha. The Pillsbury Doughboy. Plus, a few drinks and snacks from this indoor / outdoor bar cart and you'll...

SpyraThree Water Bullet Water Gun

$172 Amazon »

How many tries does it take to get to the center of the Spyra water bullet water gun design? Let's ask Mr. Owl. Oooone. ...Twoooo. ... Thrrreeee! Three tries! At least for now, since Spyra just released the latest version...

Aroma SmartCarb Low-Carb Multi-Cooker

$157.14 Amazon »

Aroma says their SmartCarb Multi-Cooker "removes up to 30% of starchy sugars for a fluffier, healthier texture" and "low-carb alternative" when giving rice and other grains its steam-boil treatment. And I say, "How is...

Boom Boom Balloon Game

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The Boom Boom Balloon Game is the kind of game that's...not my kind of game. Players take turns shoving sticks into holes that will make the balloon pucker, with the goal of not being the poor bastard whose stick maxes...

Vinglace Wine Bottle Chiller & Wine Glass Gift Set

$139.95 Amazon »

They pronounce it vin-glass-ay to make sure you know this wine bottle chiller and wine glass gift set is tray class-ay...

Wearable Turtle Shell Pillow

$96.99 Amazon »

OK, despite what I thought yesterday, a Wearable Turtle Shell Pillow is way better than a TRUFF x Super Mario Bros. Hot Sauce collaboration when you're talking finest of nods to the finest of franchises. Especially if...

The PACK Legging - Yoga Pants for Dog Moms

Not only are The Gentle Pit's PACK Leggings a terRUFFic redesign of yoga pants to better suit dog moms, but The Gentle Pit itself is a company full of empawthy and good-dog deeds. Let's start with the latter...

Vita Balanza Table Candle

$745 2Modern »

Does your next dinner party, your living space, your life vibe hang in the balance of dull, mass-produced candles poured in glass jars and scented with a combination of your grandma's soap and your grandpa's aftershave?...

Gas Fire Pit Steel Log Set

$425 - $501 Etsy »

Your cozy gas fire pit gets a little cozier with this set of handcrafted steel logs from Cumbres Design. Now as you gaze into the dancing flames of your fire, you can also admire the unique detail and rustic vibe of wood...

The Super Mario Bros. Movie TRUFF Hot Sauce

The Super Mario Bros. Movie has teamed up with TRUFF Hot Sauce to bring a spicy collaboration to all the gamers, heat seekers, and just plain ol' fungis out there. TRUFF x Super Mario Bros. Hot Sauce drops as a limited...

Kickit Soccer Tennis Game

$79.99 Amazon »

Sorry, make that Kickit The Original Soccer Tennis Game. For outdoors, for indoors, for the lawn, the beach, or the playground, Kickit is a portable game that combines the foot action of soccer with the tennis goal of...

Bottoms Up Doorbell

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Cheers! Tchin-tchin! Salude! ... Hey, can someone get the doorbell! The Bottoms Up Doorbell from Dutch design house Droog is a toast to wine lovers and party hosts, the perfect chime for announcing their guests...

Pokeboo Packable Rain Boots

$109 Amazon »

You checked the weather before you left for your trip / hike / commute, but still, halfway in, the sky yells, Pokeboo! and unleashes a downpour. Good thing you can Pokeboo! right back if you've got your Pokeboo Packable...

Ograte Two-Sided Speed Grater

$16.95 Dreamfarm »

It's a two-sided speed grater! O ease! O convenience! Ograte! Another up-leveled kitchen tool from Dreamfarm, the Ograte double duty in tackling all your cheese and vegetable shredding needs. On one side food hits the...

Handcrafted Metal Tree Driveway & Side Gates

$728 - $25,645 Etsy »

Now these are what I call Giving Trees. Handcrafted metal gates that are giving me all the feels to see and envision at the bottom of my own driveway. And giving me all the hope that someday someone will be giving me...

March came in like a...Shark Coochie Board, and went out like a...Smartflower Sculptural Solar Energy System. The season changed from...Thor's Hammer Mug to...The Krak'in beer shotgunning tool. And Dude's products spanned from Head...board wedge pillow to...Vajacial Mask...