Tekto A2 Badger OTF Automatic Knife

$139.99 Tekto »

Tekto Knives has released the A2 Badger just in time for Spring cleaning. And by Spring cleaning, I mean, getting rid of your old blades and pocket knives that haven't proved their worth, and making room for an OTF automatic...

Kaweco Limited Edition Bronze Sport Ballpoint Pen

$160 JetPens »

All the third place finishers out there, have I got a Kaweco Bronze Sport Ballpoint Pen for you! The ballpoint is part of a limited edition series for the German brand, which also includes fountain and rollerball pens...

Hand-Powered Lifting Jack

Can't lift jack with your hands? Try a hand-powered Lifting Jack. The simple tool enables a single person to lift 300 pounds up to 5-3/4" off the ground with a squeeze of its handle. Use the jack to help you with home...

Bellroy All-Conditions Card Pocket

$79 Bellroy »

Though Bellory calls it an All-Conditions Card Pocket, the "All-Conditions" part indicates this minimalist, water-resistant case is up for carrying any small, condition-sensitive pieces of EDC. Like a Roadie folding knife...

Poler 1-Person Mushroom Tent

$230 Poler »

So, Poler calls this their 1-Person Tent in Goomer Brown, but check out the mushroom pattern on the tent fly. I don't think those are creminis and shiitakes staring back at us. So I'm calling it the Poler 1-Person Mushroom...

Betty White Hard Seltzer Tumbler

Discontinued

Nothing pairs better with White Claw than Betty White Claw. That is, a side of Betty White, national treasure, flipping the bird. The Betty White Hard Seltzer Tumbler gives us that, and a whole lot more, in a double-walled...

LockBlock Child-Proof Knife Set

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It seems like most kids who wouldn't be able to press the release button on a LockBlock Knife Set also wouldn't be big enough to reach the knives in a normal knife block set back on the kitchen countertop in the first...

PDW Versa Bear Travel Bottles

B**ch better have my...shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. Honey, soy, and sriracha too, if you opt to use the PDW Versa Bear Travel Bottle set for condiments and sauces on a gourmet camping trip, or to stock your AirBnB...

Seinfeld Fridge Magnets

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My fridge is just like me: Seinfeld fan and Assman. And it's time to make sure everyone knows it with a set of Seinfeld Fridge Magnets. The generous package contains 4 sheets of 30 individual magnets depicting iconic...

SunnyD Vodka Seltzer

Getting drunk makes me nostalgic, and now, thanks to SunnyD Vodka Seltzers, getting nostalgic will make me drunk. Well, tipsy. Maybe. The orange drank's new alcoholic beverage is only 4.5% ABV. But if I can drink a whole...

elago iPod Shuffle AirTag Case

$10.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

elago introduces Apple from The Day to Apple from To Day once again with their iPod Shuffle AirTag Case. Like the Mac Classic AirPods case, the AirTag Case is made of flexible silicone and fashioned to look like a very...

Corporate Nonsense Generator Fidget Toy

You say "Corporate Nonsense Generator," I say, "Corporate Bullshit Generator," Uncommon Goods? Why? Because you're a corporation that has to proactively leverage deliverables for stakeholders, and I am a normal human...

E180: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 180 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

e-Beach Wagon - Electric Multi-Terrain Wagon

$2,499 e-Beach Wagon »

You gotta really love the beach, or really not care where your money goes, to spend $2,500 on an e-Beach Wagon. However, for the beach bums, families that take daily summer excursions, and Richie McRichFaces out there...

TheraBody SmartGoggles for Sleep, Stress & Pain Relief

$185 Amazon »

No VR worlds lie behind TheraBody's SmartGoggles - unless that's where you go in your dreams. This high-tech headset is built to take you only to Sleep Land, plus the pockets leading up to and in between it, using proprietary...

Swoveralls Swovie Shorts

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As summer approaches, it's time to start thinking about putting away the sweatpants, putting away the overalls, and, awww, putting away the Swoveralls. But cry not, my dudes and ladies, because as the cold weather and...

Lusso Cloud Scenario Comfort Slide

$65 Amazon »

I know what a cloud is, and I think "lusso" means "luxe" or "lavish" in Italian, so if wearing a pair of Lusso Cloud's Scenario Comfort Slide feels like walking on a luxe or lavish cloud, then...well, don't sign me up...

The Krak'in 2.0 - Shotgun Beer the Better Way

$19.99 Amazon »

Crack open a cold one, unleash the Kraken, and get the party started. Or, if you're lookin' to really tie one on, don't crack open the cold one, unleash the Krak'in, and turn the party into a rager. The Krak'in 2.0 is...

Earwax Cleaner Tool Set

$3.95 Amazon »

Time for some spring cleaning! Dust off the fans. Mop up the snow-mucked floors. Hose down the patio furniture. And dig out all the built-up earwax from your auditory canals. Here's a little Earwax Cleaner Tool Set to...

Pavashot PenShot Self Defense Pen Launcher

$149 Amazon »

Havashot at the Pavashot PenShot, and sendashot towards a human or animal attacker up to 30' away. The launching of Pavashot's proprietary PAVA aerosol powder will even expose a jagged-edged ring at the end of the self...

Thor's Hammer Mug

$25.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

Hammer out your quarterly road map with a Thor's Hammer Mug of coffee at the office, and then put the hammer to some pints with a Thor's Hammer Mug (or four) of beer during happy hour after. The Thor's Hammer Mug is quite...

Cement Tissue Box Cover

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This Cement Tissue Box Cover weighs 4.4 pounds, which is about the same weight of the snot that came out of my body during the 6-week cold I had at the beginning of the year. I'm not even joking. In fact, I may have gone...

Koto Wood-Fired Hot Tub

$7,500 Koto »

Why is everyone using Koto's Wood-Fired Hot Tub also using, um, clothes? Like, what's that lady in the image above wearing in 102-degree water that's basically sitting right next to a campfire? A cardigan? A wetsuit?...

Humunga Chomp Dog Toy

$16.99 Amazon »

What I would give to see my cat, Zanzibar, with a Humunga Chomp Dog Toy in his mouth. I think I could make a whole Instagram account with pics and videos of him carrying it around, given how contrary a big toothy smile...