Dorai Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad

$94.95 Amazon »

Dorai Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad...no, wait, take out the "Earth." Dorai Diatomaceous Dish Drying Pad - say it 5 times fast. I'll hold while you look up how to pronounce "diatomaceous" like I did...

SystemSix Retro-Macintosh-Style Desk Calendar & Display

One reason not to get too excited about the SystemSix, a desktop piece that uses a retro Macintosh to display a calendar, the weather forecast, and the phase of the moon, is it doesn't use a real old-school Mac. The case...

Continuous Spray Bottle with Ultra-Fine Mist

$7.95 - $9.99 Amazon »

Are you ready for continuous mist? That's right, Continuous. Mist. Because that's what this spray bottle offers. CONTINUOUS MIST. The texture? Oh, it's ultra-fine. Yep, just when you thought life was getting worse, something...

Thumb Saver Trigger Point Massage Tool

$6.99 - $7.99 Amazon »

Uuuhhh, now where does that plastic thumb go again? Up my a...bductors? OK, I'm down, Thumb Saver trigger point massage tool. I've always had tight hips. Actually, could you go in a little? Just more towards that center...

Sky High 20' Camera Tripod

$299 Amazon »

Finally, a camera tripod that can truly capture my vertical. The Sky High 20' Camera Tripod from Glide Gear telescopes to a whopping 20' tall, or high enough to record the entire field/court during sporting events, take...

Pissing Boy Incense Burner

$19.99 Amazon »

Pissing Boy Incense Burner? More like Dribbling Boy Incense Burner. Come on, ye clever devils with the Manneken Pis mood-setting gift ideas, figure out how to add some arc to the boy's stream!...

Cali Crusher Smell-Proof Roll Top Backpack

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PSA from the Cali Crusher Smell-Proof Roll Top Backpack: It's back to school shopping time! Using layers of thermo foil, absorbent foam, activated carbon, and polyester mesh, Cali Crusher believes they have created a...

E156: What Is This Thing?

$39.95 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 156 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

O2COOL Mist 'N Sip Misting Water Bottle

$12.99 - $14.99 Amazon »

A water bottle and mister in one?! Oh, too cool. I mean, O2COOL! Ha! That was deliberate, right? Good one, dads who run the O2COOL brand. I hope the quality of your Mist 'N Sip Misting Water Bottles can live up to the...

Skull Toothpick Holder

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This popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth is gonna be the death of me! Ironic, because it looks like one of the toothpicks I need to dig it out was the death of this guy. The Skull Toothpick Holder makes a fun 'n' spooky...

Car Umbrella Sunshade

$14.88 - $16.89 Amazon »

I doubt it's as easy as opening an umbrella to install, but this umbrella-style car sunshade sure looks dandy in use. Not to mention space-saving when in not-use, since it does mimic its namesake's collapsed size and...

Wall Sconce Fly Trap

$39.99 - $149.99 Amazon »

I do like me some bug zappers. Unfortunately, these Wall Sconce Fly Traps from Faicuk do not zap flies, they capture them in ultra-sticky glue boards. But Faicuk says this method is, in fact, even better, because it eliminates...

Transformers x Canon Optimus Prime EOS R5 Camera

$150 Takara Tomy »

Thanks to Takara Tomy's Transformers x Canon EOS R5 Camera mashup, you can now use Optimus Prime to shoot people without consequence. They will probably even thank you for aiming the Autobot leader their way, though they...

Campfire, Fire Pit & BBQ Table

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Elevate your outdoor dining experience, and give new meaning to sitting 'round the fire with this swell campfire, fire pit, and BBQ table from Joy-Tech. Serving as both seating and barrier, the table sets up with 4 ladder-like...

Wrist Buddy Yoga Blocks

$41.70 - $44.81 Amazon »

There's always room for improvement in yoga, and apparently there is also always room for improvement in yoga gear. These Wrist Buddy Yoga Blocks described themselves as "the ultimate ergonomic upgrade for maximum wrist...

Strongman Beer Glass

$36.40 The Apollo Box »

Strong like ox meets strong like Brewmeister Snake Venom in this Strongman Beer Glass. It's the official stein of meatheads with both bulging biceps and bulging guts!...

Dick Brake Light Prank Decal

$5 - $8.70 Etsy »

I brake for dicks. No wait, you brake for dicks. At least once I've secured a couple of Dick Brake Light Prank Decals onto those wee red covers on the back of your car. And by you, I mean my friend Cornelius, because...

Actually, what I should say about this wild footwear is that the roundup contains 9 fun and funky animal shoes, and one pair of spooky and possibly sadistic animal boots. Scroll on down to number 10 to see what I mean...

ClampTape Clothespin-Shaped Tape Dispenser

$19.90 Amazon »

The ClampTape, a clothespin-shaped tape dispenser you can clip on any narrow edge, is some good stuff. Well-conceived, seemingly well-executed, space-saving stuff. I think the idea's gonna grip consumers, and stick with...

Animal Plushie Chairs

Be still my heart! This animal plushie chair line from APcollection is so charming! So whimsical! So creative! So...uncomfortable-looking to sit on! Well. Three out of four ain't bad. Can't be any worse than the Giant...

OMORPHO MicroLoad Weighted Sports & Fitness Clothing

OMORPHO weighted sports and fitness clothing won't just omorpho you into a whole new level of athlete, or human with a hot, ripped body. But the line of "MicroLoad"-enhanced tops and bottoms could give you an edge as...

Lugos Multifunctional Indoor/Outdoor Cordless Fan

$109 Kickstarter »

While the Lugos multifunctional indoor / outdoor cordless fan is mildly interesting, it is nowhere near as interesting as the tent pictured behind it in the promo photos and video. Can you see what I see printed on that...

Suspended Sofa

Suspend your disbelief! Or let Mark Mitchell suspend it for you with his Suspended Sofa. I don't know how, and I don't know with what, but Mitchell has figured out a way to make a sofa supported by a single side. Presumably...

Sunsa Wand - Retrofit Automatic Device for Blinds

$124 Amazon »

This retrofit wand will automate and motorize your existing blinds, so you can keep the blinds you love...or hate, but still already have installed. Makes a lot of Sunsa, 'eh?...