GUDO Footprint Flip-Flops

$39 - $49 GUDO »

When I say GUDO's flip-flops have footprints embossed in their soles, what I really mean is the summer sandals will leave behind marks in the sand that look like a human mated with, like, a palm tree. Or maybe a nice...

Chef'n Avoquado 4-In-1 Tool

$7.99 Amazon »

Avoquado. Get it, avocado lovers? The Avoquado is a 4-in-1 tool for prepping your avocados for their impending chowdown. It has a quad of capabilities ready for avocado demolition. Those clever devils at Chef'n. Not that...

Tandem Shower - DIY Shower Converter Kit

$199 - $249 Boona »

A Tandem Shower? That's waaay better than a tandem bike. Or, like, a tandem trip to the art museum. Good on you, Boona, for coming up with a way for my wife and I to spend more quality time together that serves us both...

Designer Bong by Session Goods

The Designer Bong by Session Goods seeks to be your "beautiful, functional, and unapologetically simple" smoking companion. To bring you a little joy and a little indulgence, without making you feel illicit or taboo...

BOTE Inflatable Dock Hangout

$999 Amazon »

Throw one of these Inflatable Dock Hangouts in the lake this summer, and you'll be the coolest cat in the Party Cove. No ifs, ands, or BOTEs about it...

Titty Tumblers

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Practice your nip grip with a Titty Tumbler from Jasmine Pots. And if you can really take hold of a golden nipple, and drink from its ceramic cup without fully cupping it, then you're ready for some next-level grabbing...

Baby Octopus Costume

$95.60 Etsy »

Yep. That disposition looks about right for a baby in an octopus costume. Sure, you think turning your kid into an 8-legged puffy pink pillow with 0% mobility (albeit 80% protection from bumps and falls) is precious and...

Wicked Big Sports Supersized Flip Cup Game

$29.99 Amazon »

Go big or go home could be the motto for pretty much any drinking game, but it seems especially appropriate for Wicked Big Sports' Supersized Flip Cup Game. I'm not sure if flipping a 12" tall cup will be more difficult...

STAR Slice Paddle Cataraft

$1,895 Colorado Kayak »

I'm probably not the best dude to talk about the STAR Slice Paddle Cataraft, as I don't really care for white water rafting, or rapids, or, like, water. It's not that I'm afraid of water, per se. I welcome it, for example...

SpyraLX Mechanical Water Blaster

$89 Spyra »

The SpyraLX mechanical water blaster is a next-generation...regression, if you will...of Spyra's SpyraOne and SpyraTwo water bullet water guns. The originals are most excellent weapons of mass pelting and drenching, able...

FUNBOY Luxury Inflatable Kiddie Pools

$49.99 - $58.30 Amazon »

FUNBOY's calling these "Luxury Inflatable Kiddie Pools" is a bit of a misnomer. Clearly, with their fresh, funky, and sophisticated designs they're Luxury Inflatable Adultie Pools. For the next summer scorcher heading...

Windmill Fan

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Windmill Fan: Looks cool; might cause cancer. (But, I mean, only if you believe windmills cause cancer.)...

The Original Candy Coffee Table

$1,697 Etsy »

Normally, ending the night - or starting the morning - facedown on the coffee table wouldn't earn you high marks, but if that coffee table is The Original Candy Coffee Table, I think everyone would understand. Join you...

Smol At-Home Bounce Houses

$379 - $449 Smol »

Kids! Stop jumping on the bed...and start jumping on a Smol Bounce House instead. Smol makes bounce houses for the home - indoors or out - that both provide an active play area for the wee ones, and don't ug up the living...

Avocado Ripeness Ranker

At first I was like, "An Avocado Ripeness Ranker? That's dumb." But then I thought about 80% of the products I run on this site, and I was like, "OK, an Avocado Ripeness Ranker. Fair enough." And then the more time I...

Personalized Name or Message Thong

$35.50 Etsy »

Although these personalized name or message thong underwear are super...duper...sexy, I could never ask my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, to place a chain link g-string between her cheeks. I mean, eek. Talk about a...

E140: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 140 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Smokehouse Ultimate Grilling Spice Set

$39.99 Amazon »

Thoughtfully says their Smokehouse Ultimate Grilling Spice Set is "inspired by profound flavors from around the world." And while I'll admit that is certainly a statement that seems to have been written...thoughtfully...I...

You & Your Pet Custom Portrait

$28.95 - $74.95 Etsy »

It takes no stretch of the imagination these days to believe someone created an easy way to make custom portraits of you and your pet. The technology is there. The availability of Photoshop is there. And, for better or...

IceCove 60-Quart Solar Cooler

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Now I thought the solar part of IceCove's 60-Quart Solar Cooler meant the 5V 1A solar panel on top took the place of ice, and powered some sort of internal system that would keep the cooler's contents cool. Freeing up...

Moon Mirror Transforming Mirror & Wall Lamp

$129.99 - $219.99 Amazon »

The man in the moon is a reflection of myself. No, really. It's me, looking at the moon, and then seeing myself, looking at the moon, and then seeing myself, looking at... All it takes is the simple flick of the Moon...

The Mullet Shoe

$64 Volley »

Sneaker in the front, party in the back! The Mullet Shoe is a high-top with a striking, and silky smooth, set of light brown locks cascading down the back of its upper. It's a mullet...for a shoe...ready to swish all...

IMWELL Roasted Sweet Potato Bars

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A sweet potato energy bar? Sounds yammy! I mean, yummy! I mean yammy and yummy!...

CureFaster Wound Sealer & Healer

$84 Amazon »

Call CureFaster a magic wound wand. One that says it can take you from cut to clot with a quickness. From scrape to scab in 3 treatments. From gory gouge to...still pretty ugly injury, but less likely to bleed and ooze...