It is a sad day in Whoville when Cindy-Lou has to put a NightCap Scrunchie over her cocktail to prevent some who-hole from dropping roofies in it. But these are the times we live in, and if an 80s-era hair tie tethered...

A sauna in the comfort of my own home sounds real good. A sauna in the comfort of my own bed, though? Holy infrared heat, Batman, did the relaxation-detoxification gods choose me as their favored rickety, rundown, overworked...

Daiwa says their Vitality Swing, a chi swing machine, provides "passive exercise," and I don't know if that's true or possible, but I sure do like the sound of it. When in use, the machine sways back and forth, creating...

Diamond Edge Knives' handmade D2 steel wrist knife is intended to be a mini blade always at the ready to assist with hunting, camping, and survival pursuits. But. I mean. Even tucked inside its hand-stitched leather sheath...

Welcome to Edition 124 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

A Masters of the Universe Orko Chain Necklace?! Hot diggity-dog, my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power is gonna Adora this! (Haha, get it?) Who else needs a gift for a woman packed with the power of a Trollan?...

For hockey players and skaters, these skateable synthetic ice tiles are a step up from those back-and-forth slide boards you have to wear shoe booties to use, but still a step down from EZ Ice, a real DIY backyard ice...

Daddy wants a Tesla Cybertruck for Christmas? Too bad. The executives at Mommy's company are hoarding all the money they could be sharing with the people who do all the work, so she only has enough to buy a Tesla Cyberquad...as...

GRID forgoes the grid for a zig-zag, and the hallmark look of carbon fiber in their Carbon Fiber Slim Wallet. Made of two aluminum plates overlaid with 3K carbon fiber weave, this GRID features RFID blocking, room for...

I mean, I hate to call Blue Zoca speciesist, but why did they need to deem their blanket waterproof and pet-proof? Like a naturally occurring liquid and your sweetest, furriest, bestest friend on Earth are the only two...

Damn. I didn't buy the CHRONEXT Advent Calendar, filled with over $2.6 million of luxury watches, before December 1. And I feel like if I got it now, I wouldn't be able to do the countdown to Christmas properly, and that...

"You packing, Dude?" Yeah, I'm packing. Packing beef. South Chicago Packing style. "Ooh, nice. Black Angus?" Naw, dude. 100% pure Wagyu...

My wife has never been a fan of escape rooms. She says they make her nervous. (The truth: she just hates group projects, or collaborating with other people on anything, in any capacity whatsoever.) However. I believe...

Artisans, craftspeople, entrepreneurs, dudes and ladies with random product ideas that take off like persons of interest from Congressional subpoenas - these are the people who make the holidays, and gift-giving in general...

Make a few slits through your holiday shopping list with the Tekto Slit, a fully precision machined OTF Knife ready to sing its siren song to EDC and blade enthusiasts...

Wait, Napoleon Leather BBQ Gloves? Does that mean they're sized for extra-small hands? If so, I can think of a pair of tiny hands or two who could use some...

"Mezzaluna" is a fancy Italian word for "half moon," an apt description for the semi-circular blade in this rocking knife for chopping herbs and mincing garlic in the kitchen. And "Jean Patrique" is a fancy French word...