I mean, I think anyone who tried on these Prank Dissolving Swim Shorts - or even felt their "fabric" out of the box - would know your story about their being perfectly normal navy blue board shorts for the beach doesn't...

Check out the Vortix Mini Gun Massager. It's about the size of your smartphone, and weighs less than a pound. And when you apply it to tight or knotted muscles at home, at the gym, or under the table at dinner because...

If T-Rex can't high-five or do pushups, then you in a 3D T-Rex Ugly Christmas Sweater can't sit down or move freely without risk of taking out people's drinks and cheese plates...

Guess we don't have to worry about the cat knocking down the Christmas tree this year. Hey, honey, your Uncle Joe likes fried cat, doesn't he? Or at least he won't be able to tell the difference between it and honey-roasted...

If your mama is like my mama, she already drinks like a fish, so if you need a fin-tastic gift for Mom this year, how's about these stackable fish drinking glasses that will invite her to drink with a fish too?...

Ladies, you might consider the Swarovski x Nike Air Force 1 Sneaker collaboration high fashion. The pinnacle of luxury in athletic footwear. Or you might consider their chaotic weave of rubber mesh panels embedded with...

The Reese's Peanut Butter Ugly Sweater candy is a 2021 holiday exclusive from Hershey's. And while I am in the minority of people who do not like the saccharine chocolate and dry, chalky peanut butter comprising Reese's...

I'd really like one of these Star Wars Death Star 1oz Gold Coins, but I'm pretty sure buying one would be the death of me. Either via superlaser to the face, or fist to the face if my wife found out I spent $2,900 on...

At first I thought Chef'n's Tabletop S'mores Maker was a marshmallow that had already been roasted, a square of chocolate that had been melted before. I myself have written about at least 2 indoor-safe, tabletop s'mores...

Hot off the Polar Bear Express, and ready to seat you...or eat you, depending on how well they fed him on the train...say hello to the Polar Bear Garden Bench from Design Toscano. Sculptural, functional, and ready to...

Two notches on a baseball hat equals one notch on Notch's belt for ending the war between sunglasses and billed caps. Notch sunglasses-friendly hats have patented cutouts on either side of their bills that enable them...

Foodheim: A Culinary Adventure author Eric Wareheim is an actor, director, winemaker, and foodie. But you might know him best as Arnold, Dev's giant "token white friend" in Master of None, who develops a fondness for...

Organize with style - Southern Woods Style - courtesy of these handmade message boards and organizers. Available in an array of sizes and configurations, Southern Woods Style creations are wall-mounted units made for...

Welcome to Edition 122 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Modern Sprout claims to have been "founded by two non-green thumbs," which doesn't instill much confidence in my decision to buy one of their watering cans as a gift for my mama. Then again, I rarely buy my mama gifts...

A 2021 Red Dot Design Award winner, The-O is a stationary exercise bike that doubles as "an appealing piece of furniture" when not in use. Its designers, Kim Dambi, Kim Kyung Jin, Park Sangjin, and Park Sung Soon, see...

LEGO is bricking up for the holiday season this year. The new LEGO AT-AT has a Black Friday 2021 release date, hot (and probably firing proton torpedoes) on the heels of the company's release of their largest building...

Talk about a dog bowl. These fruit bowls and planters molded and painted custom according to your dog's face remind me of the golden retriever my friend Cornelius grew up with. That dog was bananas. He probably also had...

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. Except, perhaps, a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree illuminated with these Woodstock String Lights. Look at the little birdies in the Santa hats. Say they're...