Freezing weather finally arrived? No matter. You can still Mozy on over to the tailgate, the campsite, the backyard BBQ that won't let summer go in cozy comfort with the Mozy leg jacket. Nope, it's not a fancy way of...

Never thought I'd write these words, but, Starring Freddy Krueger as: Jesus! This scary parody on da Vinci's The Last Supper painting sees favorite horror movie villains taking the place of JC and his apostles on the...

According to Climbergoods, these Rock Climbing Mugs are "suitable for expert or novice climbers." And if you're the latter, better hope they're right, because it will be a coffee crotch morning, or tea tittie afternoon...

I remember when the old people needed a dictionary to figure out what slang I was speaking, and now, now! The Gen Z Dictionary is here to taunt me with a new reality: what goes around comes around, and I am the "old people"...

According to Reddick, "Voyager is a boutique modular guitar designed for the gigging musician." And if this Dude is anything, I am...farther away from being a gigging musician than The Beatles are from getting back together...

I was gonna say, "Add the Valiryo Body Dryer to the list of weird products I don't need," but then I remembered how I felt about bidets before I tried one, and how I feel about the glorious toilet masters and pinnacles...

Do I want a silicone bristled basting brush that can also scoop up juicy drippin's, drizzle them onto my dish, and then rest on my cutting board without spreading their remnants all over it? Fo shizzle my Brizzle...

I don't know if this Excel Spreadsheet Shortcut Mug would make a better tongue-in-cheek gift for a geek, or genuine gift for an overzealous mouse-clickin' Excel newbie. Such as my mama, who doesn't even need Excel, but...

Wait, I have to sharpen lawn mower blades? Like, how often? And how big of a time and pain-in-my-ass commitment is it? Yeah, yeah, Grizzly Lawn Gear says with their Lawn Mower Blade Sharpener Drill Attachment Kit you'll...

Damn, fashion retailer Yandy was all over the Kim Kardashian Met Gala Halloween Costume. Just a week or so after Kim K showed up on Anna Wintour's gold carpet in literal head-to-toe black, lookin' all like a Sleepout...

I always thought the fishiest thing about washing machines was how they regularly eat my socks. But, hey, here's a Washing Machine Aquarium. A clothes washer full of fish. And once again, the Dude is proven wrong...

Wait, wait, let me just juice a squeeze of lemon...with a uranium twist for that cocktail. No? What, you prefer lime?...

I've been walking by a 10' Animated Beetlejuice Sandworm every day for the last 2 weeks, courtesy of the best neighbor ever who installed one in his front yard, alongside this 6' inflatable black cat with rotating head...

I don't know who gets more blinded by the light with these LED eyelashes, the person wearing them or the person seeing them, but hopefully no one gets too robbed of their sight, because the light and lighting effects...

I scream, you scream, we all scream for...bathtime? Happy splashing, happy blowing, happy skin-softening, and happy Halloween from the Screamo Cherry-Scented Bubble Blower. An inspired seasonal release from Lush, the...

Unagi hopes you'll fall for their latest scooter - an ultra-portable, still-powerful, super-smart electric transporter - and turn it up to Model Eleven...

Welcome to Edition 115 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

I don't know about the "fan" part, but "hungry" is a top word I'd use to describe myself, and as a hungry dude, if not a hungry fan, I do like the idea of eating delicious food that will make me slightly less hungry at...

"Pivot" was one of 2020's most pervasive buzzwords. And while Colin and Patricia Montgomery began working on their convertible PIVOT Bed in 2019, and it's now obviously 2021, the transforming bed-to-home-gym still hits...

You gotta be a big fan of Michael Myers, Halloween, horror movies, and/or creeping people out to drop $650 on a 14K Gold Michael Myers Pendant. It's not even made of hand-cut diamonds - though I'm sure there's some cutting...

Joining the superlative ranks of The Biggest Loser, The Longest Yard, The Coolest Cooler, and The Whitest Boy Alive, please welcome The Tallest Pen Stand! I don't know if 3DW Crafts' samurai-style modular pen tower earns...

This Superhero Weighted Sensory Costume is especially superhero suitable for the Halloween season upon us. But Dress Up to Calm Down's cape and velcro jumpsuit with integrated weights is intended as a fun and functional...

"Homework," a desk and work table from Tomas Kral, is a pretty damn cool design. More importantly, it's a pretty damn cool design dudes and ladies who know their way around a toolbox could probably DIY for their own WFH...

Puffin Drink Wear Koozies make your cans and bottles feel extra cozy in their cozys with a double insulated construction, and miniature outerwear and sleeping bag designs. The latter also put the koozies squarely into...