Dog Car Seat Hammock with Zipline

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Whoa, Pet Adventure, this is quite the canine contraption. I've seen protective dog car seat covers before, and I've seen dog car seat hammocks before. I've even seen backseat dog ziplines before. But this. This incorporates...

Daylodge Workspace for Truck Tailgates & Car Doors

$199 Daylodge »

The Daylodge Workspace is for the fun kind of work. Hang it from your truck tailgate, latch it to your car door, or set it on any flat surface, and you'll have a mobile prep station and organizer for your camp kitchen...

Here are some things that happened in July 2023: 1) The 4th of July; 2) My mama's basement flooded, costing her many thousands of dollars, and me many hours of furniture moving, to remediate; 3) My friend Cornelius lured me into a 5-mile hike by promising to buy me as many In-N-Out burgers as I could...

Rocean Reservoir Countertop Water Filter System

$124.99 Amazon »

The Rocean Reservoir uses a densely-packed carbon filter to remove 76 contaminants, including lead, chemicals, and cysts, from your drinking water. That's 10 times more than the standard Brita pitcher filter. Plus, the...

BIC Lighter Rug

$95 Etsy »

I was going to be kind and call this BIC Lighter Rug "quirky" and "niche," but it's made by an Etsy shop named Ugly Rugs, so I guess I can just be straight and call a spade a spade. So...Dudes, look at this ugly-ass BIC...

Ravenchord Piano

The Ravenchord Piano. Surprisingly, that name checks out. Top to bottom. The instrument is a stunning new creation from Dan Harden, CEO of the award-winning product and experience design firm Whipsaw. They're also responsible...

Filorosso Reclaimed Fire Hose Belts

$138 - $189 Filorosso »

Filorosso isn't the first brand to repurpose used fire hoses for EDC and hipster purposes - Recycled Firefighter, for one, has been doing it for almost 10 years now. But Filorosso's Reclaimed Fire Hose Belts stand out...

E196: What Is This Thing?

$7.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 196 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

French's Mustard Skittles

If you think French's Mustard Skittles - bags of monotone yellow Skittles flavored not like lemon, but French's Mustard - are a wild and crrraaazy idea!, well. You must have missed the National Mustard Day celebratory...

WD-40 Precision Pen for On-The-Go Lubrication

$12.99 Amazon »

A WD-40 Precision Pen wouldn't be the first thing that came to mind if you asked me about on-the-go lubrication. Then again, the first thing that came to mind, the unparalleled 55-gallon barrel of lube, isn't exactly...

Car Seat Eject Button Sticker

$6 Etsy »

This Car Seat Eject Button Sticker has perfect timing. Made to adhere to any blank space on your vehicle's console, I plan to put the decal right alongside the Fire Missiles Cigarette Lighter Button I stuck to my wife's...

ABUS Alarmbox 2.0 Mobile Alarm System

$44.99 Amazon »

I was just thinking how the streets of my neighborhood could really use the sounds of more alarms going off. The sensitive and human-error-triggered car alarms, police and EMS vehicle sirens, large vehicle backup warnings...

Hulkfoot Heels

The most interesting thing about these Hulkfoot Heels from I Wanna Bangkok isn't even that they are 2" pumps with giant, veiny green Hulk toes and arches growing out their front end. Nope. The most interesting thing about...

Star Wars Orbitkey Key Organizers

$44.90 Amazon »

Keep your keys from exploding like a Death Star all over your keychain with a Star Wars Orbitkey Key Organizer. Inspired by Star Wars characters, ships, and vehicles, the Orbitkey series ranges from a subtle red stripe...

Adventure Board Multi-Use, All-Terrain Utility Board

$799 - $1,399 Adventure Board »

The Adventure Board claims to have "endless uses," and it's not messing around in saying so. You can use this all-terrain, all-season utility board as everything from a floating dock and paddle raft, to a waterslide...

Uno Casa Double Pie Iron Campfire Cooker

$32.99 Amazon »

Most people will use the Uno Casa Double Pie Iron to make sandwiches, skillet breakfasts, and grilled sausages and kababs over the open flames of a campfire. But what I would really like someone (ahem, Mama) to do is...

Video Game of the Year

$17.31 Amazon »

When it comes to Best Of lists, video games ranked according to some person's or group's subjective arguments are probably going to get as much backlash and hate as Best Bands of All Time and Best Movies Ever Made compilations...

Instant Mud - Mud Wrestling, Pie & Balloon Mix

$59.99 Amazon »

Instant Mud doesn't look so much like mud all over one's body as it does a whole bunch of chocolate JELL-O Pudding Cups, but if you're looking for a fast and dirty way to fill a kiddie pool for mud wrestling, or foil...

E195: What Is This Thing?

$20.89 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 195 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Pixel Rider Sneakers

$270 Kostman »

Are your feet ready to return to "an era where pixels fueled our wildest dreams?" Pixel Rider sneakers are a tribute to the pixelated lives - well, pixelated gaming lives, anyway - we all led in the 80s and 90s. Created...

Shibumi Shade Wind Powered Beach Tent

$190 - $270 Amazon »

Windy days at the beach usually spell bad news for your beach tents and sunshades, but the Shibumi Shade doesn't just thrive in windy conditions, it's powered by them. An ocean breeze of as little as 3 MPH is all it takes...

LEGO Chewbacca

$199.99 LEGO »

This is no LEGO Chewbacca minifig. This is LEGO Chewbacca in full, 2,319-piece, 18-inch glory. It's a whole LEGO set dedicated to the galaxy's favorite Wookiee, to be released on September 1, 2023 in honor of the 40th...

A few years ago I wrote about 20 items I bought on Amazon and would buy 100 times again, providing you dudes and ladies with invaluable information on how to improve you own lives by purchasing a bunch of sh*t. And now, I'm back with more, baby! 15 more items I bought and would buy 100 times again...

Nuclear War Survival Skills

$26.92 Amazon »

Nuclear War Survival Skills, what a fun topic! Fingers crossed I can find Civil War Survival Skills, Climate Apocalypse Survival Skills, and AI World Takeover Survival Skills to keep the good times going in the coming...