ISAKOK Penis Prank
Yep, it ISAKOK. Shooting long and strong out of the Cock Cannon, just like the classic snake-in-a-can prank, but, you know, with a glorious 2-1/2-foot trouser snake as the projectile instead of a cheesy blue reptilian one. Bachelorettes, girlfriends, Grandma, Mike Litoris, you all better watch out! This penis prank is coming (hard!) for you.
In addition to the can's dickly contents, Willy Weapons also modernizes the ISAKOK Penis Prank by using an elegant incense stick label, rather than one for peanuts or jellybeans, as the red herring for what's inside. "ISAKOK" even features prominently across the top of the label, but the addition of some Japanese characters above it will prevent most of your targets from sounding, and figuring, out the parody.
A pull-tab opens the ISAKOK can to unleash the phallic kraken, and Willy Weapons points out that "just like the real thing," the canned cock is completely reusable. Click here to see more of the ISAKOK Penis Prank, and to order one of your own for April Fool's Day, wedding season, and to help kick cock off springtime shenanigans.
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