Offensive Crayons Porn Pack
If you thought the drawings you use crayons to create were sexy and lewd, wait 'til you see how Offensive Crayons' new Porn Pack is going to dirty up your art supplies themselves. The derogatory darling of the doodle world has just cum out with their most delightfully distasteful set yet, with 24 smuttily-named colors suitable only for horny kids 17 and up.
Choice Offensive Crayon Porn Pack hues include (Karen, prepare to be outraged):
- Ass-to-Mouth Magenta
- Just the Tip Teal
- I think I'm Going to...Cream
- Rim Job Red
- Penis Pump Periwinkle
- "Accidental" Anal Amarillo
The Offensive Crayon Porn Pack is available here on Kickstarter through July 9, 2020, with shipment beginning in August 2020. Oh, and if you're not into coloring, don't let that stop you from getting it on with the Offensive Crayon Porn Pack, as the back of the package note, "Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough. Even this box."
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