Polar Seal Heated Zip Tops
Polar Seal's Heated Zip Tops are favorites of Olympic skiers and Arctic explorers. People who chill...to the bone...in alpine conditions. People who understand that, baby, it's beyond cold outside, and head out anyway. And also people like my wife, who starts shivering and losing her fine motor skills when temperatures drop below 65.
Polar Seal Heated Zip Tops contain built-in heating elements designed to warm their wearers into a state of cozy comfort (or at least negative temp bearability) in just 10 seconds. A pair of buttons on the Polar Seal sleeve control heating zones in the lower and upper back of the shirts, either separately or together, as well as set heat output to Low, Medium, or High - 104, 113, and 112 degrees F.
Zip Top function buttons are water resistant and shockproof to accommodate outdoor and athletic demands, and are made for easy manipulation even with gloves on. Heating elements have a battery life of up to 8 hours per charge.
Available in men's and women's cuts and colors, Polar Seal Heated Zip Tops are made of lightweight, breathable, and sweat wicking fabric that's suitable for both winter sport athletic wear, and winter walk / snow shoveling / eating brunch outside under a weak heat lamp athleisure wear.
Click here to learn more about Polar Seal Heated Zip Tops, and warm up with some of your own.
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