Session Goods Designer Pipe
Session Goods makes Designer Pipes to mimic how you feel using them. Sophisticated. Smooth. And, with Session's new Surrealist Colorways, a little dreamy.
The handheld Session Goods Designer Pipe boasts Session's trademark modern aesthetic, with a simple, 2.5mm-thick tinted black glass form that tapers into a cone. Perfectly fitted silicone carry sleeves further the pipe's minimalist and discreet look. Session Pipes are designed for at-home and to-go enjoyment alike. The silicone sleeves both protect your piece, and allow you to store a bowl and keep ash out of your bag (or off your pants if you accessorize with the Pipe on a belt loop) so you can take your Session anywhere.
The Session Surrealist Colorways drop sees 3 new hues added to the silicone sleeve line: Dream Blue; Desire Green; and Memory Gray. Session says, "Each color draws from the painted world of our dreams, desires, and memories."
Session Pipe sleeves also come in 7 other colors, all interchangeable on the Pipe, and all following the Session ethos of "beautiful, functional, and unapologetically simple" smoking companions that don't make you feel illicit or taboo for using them. Click here to learn more about Session Goods Designer Pipes, and to get your own. Sign up for the Session Goods newsletter and receive 15% off your purchase.
*Colors are limited.
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