SipDark Whiskey Bullets
SipDark bullets aren't for shooting, so put down the Cuervo and grab the Knob Creek. The 3- or 6-round set of Whiskey Bullets adds a bit of rocks and a lot of steel to any sipping liquor you prefer straight up and chilled. Whiskey. Scotch. Vodka. Rose bubbles on the nights you're home alone and pretty sure no one's hacked into your laptop camera or hovering a drone outside your living room window. Well...I'll probably put the computer away and close the blinds just in case.
SipDark forges its icy bullets from flavorless stainless steel. They chill themselves in a few hours' time in the freezer, and chill your warm elixirs of life in seconds. You can wash and reuse the bullets indefinitely.
When you're in a hosting mood, consider setting them out for guests in their complementary black aluminum storage cylinder (sold separately).
Your set of Whiskey Bullets fires from the retail barrel of SipDark's online store. For an additional $12.99 they'll also engrave each bullet with the text and font of your choosing.
/atari-joystick-decanter-set-62363.jpg?mode=crop "Atari Joystick Decanter Set")
Atari Joystick Decanter Set
Is Atari slowly transitioning from retro gaming into merch? The Atari Joystick Decanter Set suggests so. But don't expect this to be just another pop-culture knickknack collecting dust on your bar cart. Atari's latest...
/jonathan-adler-rocket-decanter-62328.jpg?mode=crop "Jonathan Adler Rocket Decanter")
Jonathan Adler Rocket Decanter
Blast off from the standard tabletop decanter and enter the stratosphere of high-class booze containment with the Jonathan Adler Whiskey Rocket Decanter. This isn't just any ordinary vessel for your aged spirits; it's...
Vaportini Liquor Inhaler
Those who do not live in Washington or Colorado, I have a consolation inhalation prize for you. A glass globe-and-funnel contraption straight out of the Real Genius chem lab, the Vaportini kit gassifies alcohol into a...
Bullet Bouquets
Bullet Bouquets. No better way to call them than that. And just as cool as these loaded pots of blooms: gung-ho shooter and artist Anthony Zambai saw the idea for them on Reddit less than a week ago. When the Bullet Bouquet...
/cane-ice-tip-attachment-62312.jpg?mode=crop "Cane Ice Tip Attachment")
Cane Ice Tip Attachment
Winter is coming, and no, we're not talking about the Starks in Westeros. We're talking about real-life winter woes, like icy sidewalks that turn a simple walk into a slippery slope of dangers. Enter the Cane Ice Grip...
Geizeer Ice Cube Air Conditioner
Make that "Geizeer Super Cheap and Eco-Friendly Ice Cube Air Conditioner." (And it's actually pronounced "Guy-zer," not "Gee-zer," even though in my head it will always be the latter.) At an operational cost of less than...
Bulletproof Polo Shirt
If the acute fear of being assassinated on the golf course has kept you from swinging your 9-iron too many times to count, welcome to the start of the rest of your life. Breezy, bulletproof, and cleared for the country...
/boobs-ice-luge-3362.jpg?mode=crop "Boobs Ice Luge")
Boobs Ice Luge
And you always thought she was an icy bitch because you couldn't get to second base. The Boob Luge puts a positive spin on the cold reality of interacting with women. Also, just like in the good ol' days of infancy, it...
/the-complete-home-bar-product-31094.jpg?mode=crop "The Complete Home Bar Product Guide")
The Complete Home Bar Product Guide
Stocking a home bar might be the only household chore on earth I would describe as "joyous." From glassware for beer, wine, and whiskey, to the bottle opening, cork-pulling, cocktail-shaking tools of the bartending trade...
/stormtrooper-whiskey-decanter-24357.jpg "Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass")
Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass
A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...
/log-liquor-dispenser-20391.jpg "Liquor Log Booze Dispenser")
Liquor Log Booze Dispenser
Now this is the kind of Yule Log I'm talking about. How better to bring good tidings to you and all of your kin than with a nice bottle of Jameson or Jack chug-a-lugging out the tap on an urban harvested Ohio hardwood...
/the-coolest-wine-liquor-34455.jpg?mode=crop "The Coolest Wine & Liquor Decanters")
The Coolest Wine & Liquor Decanters
Aeration and filtration be damned! The most important attribute of any wine or liquor decanter is that it looks as dashing as Gosling, as unique as Buscemi, or as badass as The Rock sitting on your bar...