SipDark Whiskey Wares
Despite being filled with SipDark and Black Friday, my week is looking pretty bright. A little bourbon on Turkey Day. Some fine Scotch gifts for my boys picked up during the shopping rush. And washing down all the gluttony and chaos with a Glencairn of stone-chilled whiskey. In a season of equal parts merry and madness, SipDark whiskey chillers, droppers, and glassware will play wingman every step of the way.
From holiday celebrations to gifts under the tree to that moment of peace in your favorite chair, SipDark's wares suit any whiskey lover's itinerary. Their 3- or 6-round sets of Whiskey Bullets ($24.99 to $49.99) add a bit of rocks and a lot of steel to any sipping liquor you prefer straight up and chilled. Up the bullets' presentation ante by pairing them with SipDark's complementary black aluminum storage cylinder.
The Angels' Share Glass Whisky Diluting Dropper Set ($79.99) is another SipDark ware that shows as well as it performs. For the true connoisseur who can taste the big difference one little drop of water can make in a glass of liquid gold, this set delivers the most precise of measurements. The dropper is handmade by Scottish craftsmen, and displays on a Darach cask stave, also made in Scotland from vintage oak whisky barrels.
SipDark proffers the spirited sets of whiskey chilling cubes, in both stone and stainless steel, plus a range of curvy Glencairn glassware, the best, most awesome one being the Scotch Trooper ($16.99), for dudes and ladies who love their liquor as straight up as they love their Star Wars.
Click here to head over to the SipDark online store and check out all of their giftable (and all mine-able) whiskey gear.
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