Things That Go BOOM! - Tactical Thunder Sound Grenades
From BUD K: Pull the pin, toss it in and wait for the BOOM! Valken Tactical Thunders are the real deal stun grenades that any adult can own. A deafening 130-db BOOM will disorient any foe giving you the tactical advantage.
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