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Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow

Posted: April 22, 2019
Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow
  • Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow
  • Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow
  • Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow
  • Uncommon Carry Bowman Mini Crossbow
$24.99
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You can hone your archery skills from anywhere with Uncommon Carry's Bowman mini crossbow. Even better, load the small but mighty bow's barrel with your choice of match, Q-tip, or toothpick and take lighting the campfire, cleaning your ears, and picking your teeth to whole new, exciting, and interactive levels!

I joke, I joke. Remember: only you can prevent forest fires; don't put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow; and...uh...don't shoot toothpicks at your face.

Per a recent post I read on Reddit, though, your wife's butt cheeks are fair (and glorious!) game.

A Bowman mini crossbow will also serve you well as the foundation for your next cubicle warfare battle, and the key to completing your mission to knock a class of Yoga Joes out of their down dogs and warrior 3s.

The Bowman is handmade from stainless steel, and has a firing range of 10 to 15 meters. It comes in your choice of black, silver, or gold.

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