Wanachi Mega Massager (NSFW)
Normally I would call the Wanachi Mega Massager a thing that makes you go hmmm. But in this case, ladies, the GIANT vibrating wand might better be described as a thing that makes you go O. At least if it does its job properly.
If you want to play doctor with the Wanachi Mega Massager, better build up some grip and arm strength, because you're going to have to handle all 17 inches of its length, and an even more intimidating 4-1/2 inches of silicone head. Indeed the Wenachi Mega is hung like a horse. No, actually, given its pink color and uniqueness, it's more like the Wenachi Mega is hung like a unicorn.
The massager has 10 different vibration patterns you can cycle through with a push button, and a 7' plug-in cord so you'll never run out of batteries.
Read more about the Wanachi Mega Massager, and purchase one of your own here from Adam & Eve. As a bonus to Dude readers, Adam & Eve is offering a 50% discount on the wand--or most any single item from their online store*--with the coupon code DUDE. Use of this code will also give you access to 3 free DVDs, and US and Canada residents will enjoy free Adam & Eve shipping.
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