Alexander McQueen Skull Tie
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- Skullduggery Corset & G-String - $59.90
- Reasonably Priced Skull Tie - $15.99
- Less Ridiculously Priced Skull Tie - $54.95
- Skull & Crossbones Crotch Guard Briefs - $11.99
- Skull Print Bra & Boyshorts Set - $28.99
One thing about Alexander McQueen is he's dead. So the Alexander McQueen Skull Tie may in fact be a tie fashioned in the likeness of Alexander McQueen's skull. Hopefully to be followed by cuff link representations of his knuckles. The tie is Italian-made from 100% woven silk. According to its retailer Mr Porter, "the slim black neckpiece will work best with a sharp tuxedo at high-profile gatherings." Hear that, President Obama, Governor Romney? You've got a long season of fundraising ahead. Better get in line with the rest of us, and stock up on these secrets to donation domination, and first class tickets to the oval office.
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Skull Armchair
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Skeleton in a Skull Bathtub Candle
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The Skull Chair
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