Guess Who? Fleshy Frames
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- Plastic Tubing Eyeglass Straws - $4.92
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My guess is that this photo is a pretty accurate representation of what goes down when sexy ladies lacquered in F-me red fingernails catch sight of a man rockin' a porn 'stache of this caliber. 6000 AD's Jeremy Scott Flesh Hands Frames are a miracle of acetate that come with neither a prescription, nor a UV-blocking lens. They are lens-free eyeglasses. Strange on the one hand, but naturally on the other, since a creation this deliciously tacky really shouldn't have a functional use other than making a cameo in an Outkast video, and jackhammering unmitigated awe and reverence into all who share its presence.
Flayed Flesh Garters
Take peek-a-boo garters to the next level: peek-a-boo blood vessels and layers of muscle tissue, courtesy of open-wound prostheses and stocking accoutrements from Etsy's Meaghan O'Keefe. A pair of unpainted latex prostheses...
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Frame AI Glasses
Introducing Frame by Brilliant Labs: not just a pair of glasses but your next-gen sidekick cloaked in eyewear form. With its sleek design available in Smokey Black, Cool Gray, and H20, Frame isn't just about making a...
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Sexy Gifts for that Special Someone (NSFW)
Some gifts are best left to Santa. But sexy gifts, especially sexy gifts for that someone special, those gifts are Baby Jesus territory all the way...
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
If you're wondering if its title is true, feed your curiosities with the photo of the dog that looks like George Costanza's mom in this book of Images You Should Not Masturbate To. And I thought the salt shaker was bad...
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2023 Holiday Gift Guide: Dude-Approved Gifts for Women
I know I'm calling this holiday gift guide "Dude-approved" gifts for women, but I promise you, I swear on my mama's Gooey Butter Cake, and my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power's Sword of Protection, that I have not just...
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The Best Gifts for Revealing Yourself to Your Crush
It's just a little crush. Or is it a big crush? A tortuous, all-consuming, restless-nights-of-pining crush? A crush you feel like you'd do absolutely anything for...except sit them down, look them in the eye, and tell...
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Brizoft - Electric Foot Grinder
Ever looked at your feet and thought, "If only I could sand these babies smooth like a piece of fine oak"? Well, strap in, because the Brizoft Electric Foot Grinder is about to revolutionize your foot care game! Picture...
GlassUp - Smartphone HUD Eyeglasses
GlassUp. They're a pair of HUD smartphone-linked glasses that flash texts, emails, news updates, directions, any messages for which you would normally look down and consult a screen, right onto the glass in front of your...
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LEGO Flower Bouquet
Dudes, a LEGO Flower Bouquet. It's flowers - check. It's handmade - check. It's customizable to be OOAK from you to her - check. And it's byoooooteeeeful - check. All the makings for the perfect Valentine's day gift...
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The Womanizer (NSFW)
Ladies and their lady parts must really like this Womanizer contraption and its suction cuppy O-face of a tip because this is one sex toy I keep: 1) reading about in major publications; 2) hearing all my girlfriend's...
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Virtual Mate Virtual Intimacy System (NSFW)
Get your 55-gallon barrels of lube out, dudes, because Virtual Mate is about to unleash some very slick new technology. Forget gifts for your girlfriend, this hyper-realistic VR sex game for your PC, laptop,
Bat Levitating Mouse
Bat, a levitating wireless computer mouse, is currently in the research and testing phases for use in preventing and treating carpal tunnel syndrome, a median nerve dysfunction to which many mouse manipulators are susceptible...