Voodoo Tactical Men's Mojo Load-Out Bag
- Voodoo Tactical Praetorian Rifle Pack - $135.59
- Seibertron Falcon Tactical Backpack - $59.99
- Red Rock Outdoor Gear Traveler Duffle Bag - $71.43
- Direct Action Small Messenger Tactical Bag - $99.00
- Condor Colossus Duffle Bag - $64.95
Eleven different exterior pouches, with enough PALS webbing to attach, like, 87 more. And a set of backpack straps for lugging the duffel along your vertebrae. Seems like Voodoo Tactical's Mojo Load-Out Bag is good news for pack rats and pack mules alike.
Inside the 39" long x 18" wide x 15" high Mojo is a giant main compartment large enough to carry armor and deployment gear, or, you know, gym clothes and protein powder for those not on active duty. And while I get why a company that calls itself Voodoo Tactical might naturally gravitate towards the name Mojo for one of its bags, I would be remiss in my journalistic duties if I didn't point out that the word "mojo" is also a synonym for cocaine, and if one somehow found himself in possession of a large quantity of that, a load-out bag this size...with backpack straps...might be appropriately named in his situation too.
Additional Mojo features include double compression straps on each end, a series of metal "D" ring attachment points, and a wraparound carry handle. The bag also comes with a lifetime warranty.
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