Gua Sha Scraping Massage Tool Sets
Hey, whatcha got in that fancy metal brief- Whoa! Uh, nevermind. Forget I asked. ... Oh, uh, Gua Sha massage tools? OK, sure. Massage tools. Whatever you say, dude. I'll just leave you then to, uh...find someone who needs a massage. Because this guy definitely does not. Nope. I am as loose and limber as a contortionist in the Cirque du Soleil. My soft tissues are so soft they're makin' me wish I could pet myself on the inside.
For both professional and home use, and administered and self-applied body work alike, these Gua Sha Scraping Massage Tool Sets are packed not with implements of pain and torture but...well...implements of productive pain and healing torture. Gua Sha tools are one of those things that make it worse before making it better.
Gua Sha is an ancient Chinese healing technique that involves scraping along the skin with tools of various sizes and shapes to help improve circulation. Applied during soft tissue massage treatments they can also assist in freeing adhesions and reducing scarring brought on by surgeries, injuries, and excessive exercise.
Gua Sha tool shapes are meant to be ergonomic, mimicking the lines, curves, and bends of both the areas of the body you'll "scrape" them over, as well as the body parts you'll use to grip, hold, and/or maintain leverage with the tools.
The Gua Sha sets here are each fitted into a latching briefcase, and include 4 to 5 individual tools, all in different designs.
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