SweatBlock Clinical Strength 7-Day Antiperspirant
/sweatblock-clinical-strength-26465.jpg "SweatBlock Clinical Strength 7-Day Antiperspirant")
- Zerosweat Antiperspirant - $18.99
- Kleinert's Disposable Underarm Dress Shields - $13.99
- Thompson Tee With Underarm Sweat Pads - $26.99
- Purax Antiperspirant Roll On Extra Strong - $16.90
- Zero K Cooling Wipes - $17.95
Yeah, yeah I know sweating is healthy, but everything in moderation, right? And if your glands produce more of a torrential downpour than a morning dew every time you get hot, winded, or stressed out, SweatBlock antiperspirant may be able to help put your biological weather patterns in check.
For those with decidedly "active" sweat glands, an underarm rubdown with SweatBlock's individually-packaged towelettes can reduce your output for up to a week. That's 7 days of pit stain freedom per application / towelette. The listing here includes a box of 8 SweatBlocks, each wrapped into what looks like condom shape and size to me. So, perfect for your wallet or purse, or your SOS underwear, dudes.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
/wtf-prank-candles-55498.jpg?mode=crop "WTF Prank Candles")
WTF Prank Candles
WTF does using the term "WTF" in reference to a candle mean? In a nutshell: "Mmmm, this smells incredible! Just like the apple pie my grandma used to make with the shortbread crust and the...gaaaaasssspppp!. W...T...F...is...
Down There Repair
Application of Sam's Natural Down There Repair fixes two major male discomforts and social embarrassments: chafed crotch and smelly crotch. It can also be used preventatively, thwarting these afflictions from striking...
2-Person Canopy Barrel Sauna
Ahhh, a sauna that I don't have to share with half a dozen other sprawled out and sweaty dudes at the gym (dudes who, counterintuitively to the entire point of a sauna, insist on playing games and music on their phones...
/the-fartvac-suck-up-farts-47618.jpg?mode=crop "The FartVac - Suck Up Smelly Farts Before They Escape")
The FartVac - Suck Up Smelly Farts Before They Escape
As excited as I know you all are to stick the FartVac up your butt in the name of sucking up smelly farts before they escape into the room, and noses of your family / date / coworkers / fellow citizens waiting at the...
/armpit-air-conditioners-23157.jpg?mode=crop "Armpit Air Conditioners")
Armpit Air Conditioners
They say Summer Is Coming. And not six, 10-episode seasons from now. Like, next week. The Plains, Midwest, and South can expect scorching temperatures, stifling humidity, and lots and lots of armpit sweat...
G2 Turbo - Wearable Fan for Back(pack) Sweat
Part of me hopes the Presti G2 Turbo becomes the Little Crowdfunding Project That Could. Because I just saw The Goonies on cable for the 400th time, and this aerator of back sweat - what inventor Edwin Wang calls the...
/record-player-car-air-56324.jpg?mode=crop "Record Player Car Air Freshener with Spinning Turntable")
Record Player Car Air Freshener with Spinning Turntable
Girl, put your records on...because it's smelling like gym socks and month-old Taco Bell up in this car! This record player car air freshener, like many other car air fresheners, attaches to your vent louvers, where it...
/sploofy-personal-smoke-filter-21752.jpg "Sploofy Personal Smoke Filter")
Sploofy Personal Smoke Filter
Despite its cartoonish name and whimsical look, Sploofy is no fun-loving household appliance. This cleaning overlord is here to suck and lock your smoke and its odors inside an inescapable dungeon of HEPA air filters...
Power Bacon Deodorant
Everyone knows that pigs don't sweat. But if they did, they would smell like Power Bacon. And now too so can you. Just be sure to apply the deodorant with caution. Because while obviously nothing attracts the favor of...
/rose-scented-fart-pills-17671.jpg "Rose-Scented Fart Pills")
Rose-Scented Fart Pills
One time me and my friend Cornelius were having a philosophical discussion about farts. It went something like this: would you rather continue to anonymously fart farts that smell like something crawled up your butt and...
/dearbuds-se-wearable-ear-55336.jpg?mode=crop "DearBuds SE - Wearable Ear Dehumidifier")
DearBuds SE - Wearable Ear Dehumidifier
Waterlogged ears from swimming or showering? Sweaty canals from a tough workout? Victim of yet another Wet Willy? The DearBuds SE is a wearable ear dehumidifier that is, first of all, not a joke, and, second of all, designed...
/toppcock-silver-odor-24727.jpg "ToppCock Silver Odor Neutralizer Gel")
ToppCock Silver Odor Neutralizer Gel
I didn't have enough room in the title to add "...for Man Parts." Do you think it would be too offensive to give a bottle of ToppCock Silver Odor Neutralizer Gel to this guy I know at work as an Anonymous Santa gift?...